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We have all had moments where our kids have accidentaly let a little swear word slip, but what happens when this cute toddler drops the F-Bomb?

Warning: contains some cute but graphic language!

Tell us about a time that your child has sworn before, either in private or in front of people!

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  • The first time my son dropped the F bomb it was at my parents, who are the straightest people ever. I passed it off as truck. Kids hear swearing in so many every day places, it’s inevitable they’ll start using it themselves. Makes no difference if there’s no swearing at home sadly

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  • Not for me – did not find this video funny.


    • Bit concerned about the apparent lack of a seat belt?

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  • My children haven’t actually swore at all and I hope they don’t either as we don’t swear.

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  • Very funny indeed, thanks for sharing.

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  • Oh dear…well my middle daughter was talking about to a little old lady and little Miss was proudly telling the old lady all about her new kitten. The old lady was very taken little Miss until little Miss announced “My kitten is a little C*nt”….OMG…..NNNOOOO…..RUNT…he is the Runt of the litter….R not C….ooppss

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  • Our daughter was 3 and myself and her brother who is 19yrs older than her were going for a walk. It was very windy and she gadgets very long hair which kept blowing in her face she said something we didn’t quite catch asked her to repeat it and after telling her she wouldn’t get in trouble she brushed her hair out of her eyes and said f____n wind, f____n wind. We suppressed the laught and just said thats not a very nice word so dont say it again and she just said OK. We then had to turn away to laugh

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  • That’s a good article! Thanks for sharing this!

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  • Ha ha ha ha ha sorry, but I had to laugh.

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  • Wow that is not cool

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  • what this toddler said

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  • My son has said something very similar when sitting in the Drs office when it was very quiet. All I could do was laugh it off. Im sure I went as red as a beetroot though.

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  • When mr was 4 we were shopping and he passed wind he said “mum I just did a fark”

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  • Have to love well timed f bombs from the kids. One of mine was at pre school and had just had his nappy changed and tired to leave the changing area and as the gate was locked he turned and looked at his teacher and went oh s##t its locked.
    Well of course when I went to pick him and his brother up the teachers had a nice little chat with me

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  • oops! yeah, I got told, stop pissing me off mum by mr 3

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  • oops – out of the mouth of babes LOL

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