My 6mo baby starts rolling from back to tummy in the middle of feeding. Saw boobs, tried to latch while on his tummy. Couldn’t reach, so he swat boobs with hand, got the nipple, squeeze and pull it toward his mouth. Makes me scream in surprise, baby give me gummy laugh.

my baby kept wanting to breastfeed all day and I didnt understand why and assumed she just couldn’t get to the milk (it was teething). I thought I’d try squeezing to see and then suddenly got a big squirt straight into my face followed by baby’s first ever giggles.

With my first child my mother-in-law decided to teach me how to breastfeed her way and in her words the proper way.
She took my breast in her hand, rubbed it a couple of times and put it in my daughters mouth. Continue to hold it until the procedure stopped.

The craziest experience was breastfeeding for the first time. Nothing can prepare you. It’s incredible and overwhelming, words can’t explain !

My son was only a days old and I had a huge over supply, I didn’t realise that when a let down happened it sprayed everywhere, he let go and with force it gave him a full milk shower! Atleast it’s good for the skin! Haha

Ouch!! You bited me!!

My Daughter was hungry & l was out with a friend having a coffee l was having a bit of trouble trying to get the milk flowing for her to feed & l ended up squirting the lady on the next table with breast milk very inbarresting

For me it was the pain that came with it, feeding, pumping, feeding and how sore I felt

When my 9 week old came off my breast and it kept spraying everywhere in her face and she laughed

My daughter was having her milk feed, instead she decided to give me a great big bite, but i loved it as a i needed to experience this because she was my first and only child.

Toddler, newborn, dogs in tow,
Daily walk we always go.
Newborn’s hungry one hour in,
Mummy’s thirsty for some gin.
Pushing toddler, leads on wrist,
Baby on breast, walking in mist.
Lady walking other way,
Stopped, gasped saying hey.
Amazed at juggling I could do,
I prayed, no baby poo!

When my 19 month old tried to “breastfeed” tandem with his newborn brother but he was only breastfed as a baby himself and had no idea you needed to latch to nipple and tried to suck on the side of my breast to be sad there was no milk.

It took literally 2 weeks for our bub to latch on properly. By then he was feeding double his required intake, we had bought 3 different pumps and I had lost all will. The crazy part is, after my milk dried up, I got meds to try to bring my supply back!

While burping my 6 week old I suddenly heard a large fart. I turned,
expecting to see my husband with a proud smirk. Instead I saw a shocked face. Little miss stuck by the better out than in motto, and definitely released a large amount of gas that feed

I remember having to stand in the shower to run hot water over my breasts because they were so full of milk. The milk spraying out on its own was pretty crazy especially to a young first time mum.

At a funeral I was sitting outside waiting until our ceremony began, I was engorged so my son was having trouble latching. I released a little bit, it squirted so far that my mum who was sitting next to me jumped and we all burst out laughing (thankful that we were in a secluded area away from the chapel)

My baby girl was just born and I had brought her home to meet her two year old brother. I was breastfeeding her and climbed up and pushed her aside and said MINE lol so I had to take her off and give him boob. He was the boss of boob.

Suck.. don’t bite!!

My bub was screaming for boob on a five hour trip (my Dad was driving me), but wouldn’t feed whenever we stopped. I only had a 10 mL medicine bottle with me, which I had to express in and feed him until satisfied!!! Milk spray ALL over the car!

Ooo mine would have to be when I went out to have some kid free time and missed a feed or 2, didn’t express, and I came home to feed my son to only unclip my bra and have the milk shoot all over his face. Those engorged feelings haha!