taking my son to kindy on the wrong day!

I feed BillyCat tinned fish. The same lovely tinned fish we eat. It works out cheaper for me as I only buy it when it is on special. Son, Davey told the lady next door we eat cat food same as BillyCat. I couldn’t wait to explain! Soooo embarrassing.

Went to drop my daughter at school and when we got there she said she couldn’t get out of the car because she had no shoes on!!

Mummy was supposed to buy some ready made popcorn for my birthday but decided to be a good mummy and home make it, she smoked out the whole party, good one mummy

When I had our first child, babies were kept in the nursery unless you chose rooming-in, but we had access at any time. I spent a blissful hour breastfeeding with my little one, until the nurse found me and revealed that I was feeding someone else’s baby!

Making a cup or pot of tea and forgetting the tea bag. A classic.

Birthday cakes I’ve made for my daughters 5 birthdays the 2 worst were dolly Varden cracking apart & a bee skep that looked like a big poo.

When my eldest son was about 8 weeks old, we had swaddled him for his afternoon nap. We later headed out to the drive-in movies. It was much colder at the drive-in, and using the boot as a change table we realised we had completely forgotten to dress him at all!

my mum is the man of the house

I cooled them and he still wouldn’t eat. Then we realised they were spicy Mexican sausages. OOPS!

Being so tired that when I am cuddling my baby and thinking she is my 3 year old. That is when I get her from cot instead of imagining I did it.

I have a 7 year gap between my 2nd and 3rd to be fair I’m out of baby mode. Family sets off for a 4 hr trip to Bendigo get there and realise I never packed the nappy bag. No nappies, bottles, clothes blankets no pram ect. Quickest holiday we’ve ever had.

I left my newborn baby in the supermarket! I had just left hospital and picked up a few items…and left her there in the capsule next to the jam! I went back and got her!

I had bought some sausages for breakfast. I cooked them up as usual and served them to master 4 and he kept complaining they were hot and wouldn’t eat them. I cooled them and he still wouldn’t eat. Then we realised they were spicy Mexican sausages. OOPS!

I was showering with my daughter in the shower cubicle after a swim at our neighbourhood aquatic centre when she suddenly exclaims in an overly loud and enthusiastic discovery of the century voice ‘Mummy you have such curly hair in your down there!’. It was mighty embarrassing exiting the cubicle to a full shower room after that!

Explaining to Miss 5 where babies come from… When people love each other very much, daddy puts a seed in mummy’s tummy. Told to my Sister as when she grows up Mr 9 (Brother) will plant a seed in her tummy and they will have a baby. EPIC FAIL!!

Said I would go pick up a friends child and drop them to school but when I walked outside I had a brain snap and just walked my kids to school.. 20 minutes later my friend rings and ask’s where I am? Whoops!

I don’t have any funniest story

I have three girls, I have many to choose from. One of the best was my eldest daughters 3rd birthday. Got the presents, wrapping paper. Forgot the birthday card. Thought a three yr old wouldn’t care and printed one from the computer. Miss was unwrapping, scrunched the printed card with paper and demanded to know where her real birthday card was. Try explaining that to a three yr. Didn’t realise till midnight that I forgot, couldn’t get one. We lived in a small town with no 24 hr anything and no Sunday trade. She still brings it up!

was trying to teach my son how to say truck but to no luck then in the middle of a shopping center he came out with what he thought was the right word but he use a f instead of a t and of course it just had to happened when there was no noise so embarrassing