I don’t have one. To be honest, I cringe at the thought!

Letting 4 loads of washing pile up because you haven’t folded them and you don’t know how your kids went through so many clothes away!? #craphousewife

Burning dinner and then having to eat it with the kids too. No takeways for me.

My best moment would be to have agreed to host and cater for my son’s engagement party for 100+ guests. People started arriving early and there I was in the clothes I had worn for the past few days shopping, cooking etc. No time to change once it started. Opps.

Leaving the kids in their PJs all day, house is a mess with toys and dirty dishes and dinner is whatever in the fridge/ pantry. This is not a regular thing thank god but it happens from time to time.

Forgetting to order my kids lunches and answering the schools call at 2pm. And to make matters worse ‘I am a teacher!’. #Craphousewife and mum of the year

Not being a crap housewife just teaching working as a team and shared responsibilities.

Just glancing around my house right now, I was thinking that I need to outsource being a housewife! Dirty laundry scattered on the floor, food to get through the public holiday only with lots of creativity, a dishwasher to empty and a sink full of crockery to fill it again, a smelly dog and mama in need to grooming.

When you get so caught up in all the reality junk on TV like Real Housewives or Geordie Shore, and you forget Hubby’s work clothes in the washer that could have been drying in the sun all day. Oopsie! Happens every week. Thinking Reality TV is a sickness!

I washed the floor, and made it clean.
It glimmered, sparkled, shimmered and gleamed.
I let the dog in, after a bath.
Well, he ROLLED and rolled.
… You can guess the aftermath.

When husband comes home and goes straight to the stove where there is a empty pot

Forgetting to put baking soda in a muffin recipe. Not the best result.

Found weevils in the pasta, felt immediately sick, but no quick alternatives, so picked most out and cooked the pasta for dinner.

I have so many I could say, just today there was a bee in my daughters hair I was to scared to get it out so I made a father of another child do it.

every moment is good

Cooking with the kids – enjoy life and all the mess it creates.

Mine is more #crapmother moment. When my first child was born she had to be bottle fed and when someone came round to visit me and asked me where to warm the milk I was flabbergasted as no-one had told me this had to be done. What a crap mother!!!!

Doing the sniff test on clothes to see if you can get another wear out of them instead of washing them.

#craphousewide, that’s me! I’m sure my husband wouldn’t disagree. I refuse to wash the “boys’ toilet” because they can’t aim properly anyway, I don’t bother to make the beds in the morning because it’ll get use in the night again, no need to tidy up a messy house because houses with kids are messy anyway 😉

Whenever my daughter goes to sleep, and she tells us she loves us as eloquently as an 18month old can. That makes me a happy #househusband.