HOW I SAVE MONEY

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HOW I SAVE MONEY
By
Gregory K.

My parents always tell me “Saving money is the key!”
So I’ve figured out a lot of ways that saving works for me.

Today, in fact, I saved a dollar eight from being sad —
I used it for some candy, and I know that made it glad.

Last week, I saw some quarters in a fountain at the mall…
So I saved them all from drowning (then they bought a basketball).

My allowance funds get lonely, but I save them if I spend ‘em,
And I get them into registers where lots of bills befriend ‘em.

And just the other day I bought … well… I don’t know what you call it,
But I saved two twenty dollar bills from rotting in dad’s wallet.

I know a lot of other tricks, but I don’t want to bore you…
Instead just send me all your cash. I’ll gladly save it for you!

Posted anonymously, 20th June 2015

- - Rachel said
  - 13 Sep 2015
    9:20 pm
Ha ha ! Good on you for sharing

- - maryphilip said
  - 29 Jun 2015
    8:46 pm
Very funny, that’s my kind of saving! Thanks for sharing.

- - christial said
  - 28 Jun 2015
    8:10 pm
Lol.. Not what I was expecting.

- - mom57522 said
  - 21 Jun 2015
    8:35 pm
My kids often want to fish the coins out of fountains!
- Kell replied
  
  22 Jun 2015 , 9:29 am
  Send them to the trevi fountain 😉
- - BellaB said
  - 21 Jun 2015
    4:34 pm
Thanks for this amusing poem .

- - mom90758 said
  - 21 Jun 2015
    1:12 pm
Ha! Ha! It’s really a nice poem. Very funny!!

- - mom94125 said
  - 20 Jun 2015
    10:21 pm
lol this is a great little poem. it made me smile. thankyou anon for posting this!

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