Blogger goes viral over honest "parent sex" post

Blogger goes viral with “parent sex” post.

Constance Hall – who writes the blog The Not So Secret Life Of Us – shared the logistics of getting intimate in a household of four kids with her 55,000 Facebook followers.

Since it was published on Tuesday the post has quickly gone viral and attracted more than 112,000 likes and 29,400 shares.

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The post reads…

“We had “parent sex” yesterday.

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You know what parent sex is, it’s that 3.5 minutes you get in between changing nappies and making food,

where you notice that all of your kids are pretty distracted,

Where you realise it’s been almost a month since you banged and are starting to feel like flat mates,

Where your husbands seduction consists of one finger pointing towards the bedroom and the other hand on his dick,

Where you position the bed to have one foot against the door because for a loud bunch of kids, yours can be pretty quiet when they’re sneaking up on people,

Where no matter how hot it is you chuck the doona on top of yourselves in case someone manages to barge through and catch mummy and daddy doing “yoga” in bed.

It’s a pretty romantic scene really, listening to Iggle Piggle in the back ground, knowing your days are numbered when you here the add break.

Men are amazing and impressive creatures, by sheer determination, it’s inspiring how one can manage to “finish” under such circumstances, us women, aren’t always so easy.

All the while gleefully thinking about how much of a sex goddess, vixen you are and how your fella is finally going to stop being an arse for at least a whole day.

Well mine was pretty impressed, even if I just lied there, saggy boobs, baby belly pouch, hairy minge and all, he still thinks I’m amazing.”

She totally nailed it! Don’t you think?

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29 Comments

- - meedee said
  - 02 Nov 2021
    11:33 am
This is so very real.

- - jodiev1980 said
  - 31 May 2016
    9:04 pm
I can’t say Constance Hall is my cup of tea at all.

- - VernaB said
  - 05 Mar 2016
    5:15 pm
Haha this made my day.

- - Some_Toss said
  - 22 Feb 2016
    10:44 pm
Lmfao. I saw this when she posted it, a while ago. But it’s so true. Parent sex is so important to a marriage.

- - curlytops said
  - 19 Feb 2016
    11:51 am
a well descriptive article of parenthood!

- - ella12 said
  - 02 Feb 2016
    4:29 pm
Very honest and amusing, thanks so much for sharing.

- - mom101628 said
  - 08 Jan 2016
    12:09 pm
Use Vaseline on the door knob – it always used to work in the old days.
- mom94125 replied
  
  11 Jan 2016 , 1:12 pm
  lol that is new to me! lol so that works?
- - tessie said
  - 08 Jan 2016
    9:39 am
What a hilarious way to put how a lot of us feel. She certainly brightened my day with her way of putting it.

- - mom60731 said
  - 08 Jan 2016
    8:50 am
Well described

- - mum4107 said
  - 08 Jan 2016
    7:18 am
I read this and laughed. But the poor woman has been abused and called names on her Facebook page
- mom93821 replied
  
  25 Jan 2016 , 8:17 pm
  There have been some very unkind comments.
- - Lori-Anne said
  - 08 Jan 2016
    6:18 am
Good laugh to start the day…
So true except our kids are 13, 10 & 9, so we get more intimate time, particularly at night or first thing in the morning…
This will all end when our baby arrives in April this year.

- - Jodes said
  - 07 Jan 2016
    10:55 pm
Haha funny as:). All so true:).

- - crystalangela said
  - 07 Jan 2016
    10:33 pm
That was totally hilarious because it was so totally true. Well done for telling it like it is.!

- - linaianna said
  - 07 Jan 2016
    10:32 pm
Great article thanks forcsharing

- - blondie1 said
  - 07 Jan 2016
    10:10 pm
I can totally agree that’s my life in a nutshell

- - robyn_smithwick said
  - 07 Jan 2016
    9:52 pm
Brings back memories of a long time ago– 4 kids in the house I MEAN LOL!!!

- - Mummytoabeautifulprincess said
  - 07 Jan 2016
    9:51 pm
Omg! I loved this post. Hilarious!!

- - pakeko said
  - 07 Jan 2016
    8:51 pm
Its so true and so funny

- - stpatgirl said
  - 07 Jan 2016
    8:20 pm
So so so so so funny. And so relatable!
- mom93821 replied
  
  26 Jan 2016 , 5:36 am
  Constance seems to have reached out to many across social media.
- - mom73361 said
  - 07 Jan 2016
    4:28 pm
Haha too funny but oh so true !