There are many but at the moment it would be the two rooms full of stuff that I need to put away for throw out that I just can’t face

giving the kids baked beans for dinner (we didn’t even have any bread to make it baked beans on toast!)

Using the dining table as an easy wardrobe change! Fold the clothes and just pick your outfit and off you go!

When I was much younger I made what I thought was the perfect lamb roast and veg. Except for stringy tough lamb and roast veg that was as hard as rocks. At least the wine was good. I won’t mention the tablecloth caught fire from the candle! Oops.

using my wooden clothes horse as a wardrobe,there they sit until I need them ,no folding needed.

Forgot to wash the clothes today,
There’s no uniform for hubby. What will he say?
Problem fixed now, no need to stress,
Pull dirty uniform out and give it a press.

When I popped to the shops last night for bread and got home to find I left the bag of groceries at the shop!

I usually manage to cope with the whole house-wifing thing, but there is one never-ending problem. I have a beautiful reading chair in my bedroom, on which I never sit, as it is ALWAYS piled 1.5 metres high with washing to be folded. ALWAYS!!!!!!

In deciding too wipe down our leather sofa with a homemade concoction of disinfectants and surface sprays, vinegar and bi-card. Bad move. Before I knew it I was stripping the colour out of the leather and leaving an pattern of streak marks and destruction. Lessen learned

It’s pretty much daily…….there are various piles of ‘crap” in every room that I can’t bring myself to part with

When I can’t be shagged cooking I announce to the kids “It’s free choice for tea tonight!” They actually love it. It means they can usually make themselves two minute noodles or a bowl of cereal for tea. #craphousewife

Creating ‘Crazy’ Dinner because I’m so sick of cooking and having the kids complain. It’s basically different leftovers mixed together with a piece of fruit haha

Open the windows that will blow the dust away, then just vacuum it all up

Bragging at work about the delicious dinner that I put in my slow cooker before I left home. Arriving home and anticipating the smell of said delicious dinner as I walk through the door, only to discover that I had not turned the slow cooker on!

Trying to impress my husband’s boss (cooking while competing against 2 screaming kids) I burnt everything and had to send for a full delivered meal!

When I was heavily pregnant with child #4 and my hubby was on arvo shift I gave the kids ice blocks for dinner, no complaints all round

My go to #craphousewife dinner is the good old cold serve! What makes this even more of a win is that all three of my kids love it! Oh and possibly the face that all three of my kids have taste tested toilet bowl hangers as toddlers HAHA

My best, (and often regular) #craphousewife moment is when I’m tired and can’t be bothered cooking, I’ll give the kids breakfast cereal for dinner. But I will peel them each a carrot so they have some vegies too!

That I do not not always clean out my fridge every week when it is bin collection day. I know this should be done weekly but I usually only do it every month and often find items growing in the back of the fridge eehw!!

Keeping the house neat and orderly, chores done, house cleaned, meals prepared and cook for my family… meanwhile, I still haven’t washed my face or brushed my teeth. Sadly, this is a reality. When my love for others greater than myself. That’s crap.