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Mum pens a poem which pokes VERY gentle fun at her other half and the internet response is very surprising.

Caroline Olling Andersen’s poem “Daddy’s Asleep” has captured the attention of thousands of parents who can relate painfully well to it.

She’s also faced a large amount of backlash for it and issued a brilliant rebuttal.

Her poem:

I love your daddy, I really do,
After all, without daddy, I wouldn’t have you.
But from midnight till sunrise, it’s just you and I.
And as each hour passes, I’m not gonna lie:
Mommy’s love slowly fades, becomes angry and weak,
Because no matter what, your dad is f***ing asleep!
It all starts out lovely. We kiss each other goodnight.
We look lovingly down at you dear, such a beautiful sight.
An hour later, mommy wakes with a start.
You’re twisting and turning, you’re starting to fart.
You’re gesturing for food. Mommy is there
with a bottle or breast
Daddy is snoring away, the way he knows best.

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Since Caroline’s poem took off with over 16,000 shares and 17,000 comments, other parents have been very vocal of how much it resonates with them.

One woman freely admitted how she “plotted my husband’s demise every night for two years”.

Another added: “Oh how l LOVE this poem and keep [it] in my heart…”

“F*****g men and their useless nipples!” another woman joked.

However Caroline’s poem did attract some criticism for both mum AND dad shaming.

In response Caroline later wrote:

Sound familiar in your family?

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  • Lol. I love it, not a truer word spoken!

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  • it’s a shame that the deaths happened. I guess something like that would have major implications for Dreamworld. I think though if they really want to keep it open then they need to change their business structure – lowering prices to get people in the door would be a great start I think. Then I think they need to ad new things to make it exciting and re-energise it – if it is the same thing everytime you go, you get bored of it and and then loose interest. They need to inject some personality into it and make it fresh and vibrant and something new to explore, and then update it every few years so it doesn’t become stagnant – even simply things like coats of paint and new signage – changing the names of the rides to something fresh and exciting sounding – not that you would ever catch me on rides again lol!

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  • I love it…..can totally relate.

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  • LOL I love this! One night when my son was a newborn he projectile pooped as I was changing him and it hit the wall behind me. I was so surprised I shrieked and hubby didn’t even move just kept on snoring!

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  • I giggle every time I read this poem. I love it, it is so relatable.

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  • for two solid years I didn’t get one full nights sleep with my second child, hubby of course slept blissfully in the next room, – I can so relate to the poem!

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  • So true, lol !

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  • I can definitely relate to this mothers poem. I think I might need to remember this poem so I can start singing it for bedtimes lol

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  • When some Dads go to sleep you could do anything. A know a guy whose wife sprayed his hair with a colour and he didn’t wake up. Gee did he get a shock when he looked in the bathroom mirror the next morning. She had teased him a few months before that she would do it. By the time she did it he had forgotten all about it. He got teased a lot by the kids who couldn’t stop laughing for a few minutes.

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  • Haha this could not be more accurate

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  • Oh the farting line… it completely resonates!

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  • I am sure many can relate especially when tired and cranky

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  • I would have thought that this would ring a bell with many many mothers!

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  • I’m sure we have all thought unpleasant thoughts of our husbands/partners in the middle of the night! I found it a well written poem, especially for a very tired mumma

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  • Yep! My husband is great when he’s awake. But NOTHING disturbs him once he’s asleep.

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  • I think it’s funny AND a bit of fun! I had a good laugh at this mums creative writing!

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