Nanny does not know best... - Real Mum story on MoM

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I asked my daughter what did she have planed for Monday. Not much .. I asked would you like me to look after Kiera and you can get those gifts together stickers on gifts wrapped,sure she said…..

Okay she said what do you have planned. Oh I have a meeting. Kiera will sleep through that and a bit of shopping … Oh mum. She said I,m not sure , Kiera will not sleep through your meeting … Look I said Kiera is always good for me never a drama … Okay. She said… So Kiera came over Sunday night. Sleep over… Brilliant in bed at 8 p. slept through.. Next morning up we get we leave o. The 9 am bus for my 10.30 meeting … Mmmmmm okay so we get to where we need to be , , bugger I have the time wrong its 1-30. Pm bugger

So I decide okay let’s go shopping morning tea ,visit Santa, okay let’s start with I decide not to take her stroller with me… Miss 2 and 4 months loves to WALK….. Yes so up to target. Well I let go her hand to look at so e tops and she is gone… The only sayi can tell where she is gone is by the trail of mess .. Yes mess cloths every where. She decides its fun to run with arms stretched out sending cloths flying and giggling omg. .. I am after her. Wow where did that come from …this child is so good so quite …. I decide to put on a layby. We have to walk past the toy department .. And there it is a kitchen. A kids kitchen. Omg she’s crying. She wants me to buy her this kitchen .. She,s saying PLEASEEEEEE. Nanny. Honey. No Santa might bring you one omg she on the floor with her face buried into the tiles tears running down her face … No I tell her Santa might bring her one,,, oh dear. Mote to self tell daughter…. Okay I am now dragging miss two who has tried her hardest to wrap her arms around the box and not leave the store without her kitchen… I,m thinking bugger she can have mine if she wants mine is the real thing…. No way. Am I doing shopping today… Oswego have milkshake and a cup cake. .. We forget a out the kitchen I am now having cup of tea number two… So we get in the line to see Santa… Uppy uppy. Uppy says miss Kiera… Okay I,m telling her this Santa is lovely. And he brings her presents. ….. After a while our turn.. I tell the girl I would like a twenty dollar photo just Kiera… Well Santa says to Kiera. Have you been a good girl … She says NO. Oh dear well you need to be good. NO. Says Kiera I explained. Kiera. Says no to everything ,oh says Santa… Okay. What would you like Santa to bring you … Well that was it she starts to scream her bloody head off scream and scream and scream some more. … I,m trying to shhhh her and am her what presents do you want … I want my kitchen. My kitchen… So I say to Santa. Kiera would love you to bring her a kitchen… Omg the drama .. I said to Kiera come o. I will dry your eyes and we can get our photo taken. No she screams no onto no. I just picked Kiera up a d said bye Santa. .. Come on Kiera Santa all gone…. Wow. So we go walking around Kiera keeps running off… Okay down to the little park attached to maccers … Kiera is happy playing. Inside this climbing gym she goes .. Next thing she,s turned around twice cannot find her way back out and starts to scream… Bloody hell. Now at this point I have to say this is designed for ten and under …. Not for poor 52 year old nanny with a really bad knee and a really sore hip to go climbing in… This this is so low I am on my fat belly..,omg if I get stuck it will be all over the paper. .. Bloody hell. I. I go after her.. The only way out is forward. As I am to fat to turn around. That would not happen , not even with a 4 litre tin of olive oil. It’s not going to happen…. Now the only exit is the slippery dip fa e first… Shit shit shit … Out I come like a bullet out of a gun. Miss Kiera had been pushed by me down first I did not want to land on her , I might hurt her.. Omg there was all the other mums clapping I was helped up to my feet..shit shit I turned around she was gone… Back in she went.. Oh bullshit I am not doing that gain… Oh no this time she did it her self…. Slits time to have so e lunch. Go to our meeting. … No she decided. No way she wanted to run around … No I,m was stuffed we left caught the bus and came home… I was no sooner I. The door and I heard it then smelt it she filled her nappy ….great. Bath time…. Just sat my butt down hubby comes home from work first thing out of his mouth… Good to see you relaxing…. Is he kidding…. He asked how was your day with Kiera… I just burst out laughing … The thought of homer stuck I. The swim tube… Me stuck I. The play ground tube being on the head lines of the news. Nanny having to stay there till she loses weight ….. Next time I take her out … I will be using the pram…. I was stuffed

Posted by liz007, 3rd December 2013