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I said to my children please unless it’s a drink can you ask before taking something out of the fridge, yes sure mum comes the replies. mmmmm Okay first off I had been shopping it was hot it was summer .. So I had brought our dog some treats. … Because of the hot weather I put them i. A. container In The fridge .. A few days later I was looking for something. And I called my hubby. To ask him where the on trainer was he said he had washed it up .. I said it had chocolate chips in it… Yeah what happen to them… Oh he says the kids and me ate them.i said NO way.. He said oh I will replace the. If you wanted the. For so e thing…. Mmmm I said. You and the kids. Ate the dogs treats. He said what. .. I said. You heard me. … Oh and do not start chasing cars a peeing on. The trees .. I rang our family dr. .. He said no. They won,t hurt the. But. Not to give them any more.. I said excuse me I did not give the. To the. In the first place he said I should have things labelled in my fridge I. Informed him my hubby should not be a pig… A few days later our daughter was Ickes really sick I asked her what did she eat nothing. Okay. . I rang the dr. I said Melissa is sick she has her bum on the loo. I said she has been there for two hours and informed him its just pouring out of her.. Poor baby she was ten. .. I said is it the dog chocolates going through her no said the dr. .. It might be a 24 hour bug. … Okay. If she was no better in the morning. I was to contact him… Okay so I made her a bed on the lounge and put on her favourite DVD while she ran back and forwards to the loo .. Ga e her a hot shower and the paw paw cream for her bottom it was sore … I had to cook dinner for the boys and hubby I went to the fridge and I notice that the compartment in outer fridge that I keep a box of special children’s chocolate squares for in the do not go to the loo was missing ………. Oh dear no please not. It was a full packet 24 squares they only need one square to move them… Oh dear not twice I. One week… Melissa what did you eat. Nothing says her .. Okay where is my packet of chocolate square that I keep I. The fridge for when you can not go to the bathroom. Oh she starts crying. I ate them…. I was so angry with her. . I told her you know better you can read you knew that was not lollies. You are grounded for two weeks. . I am so upset with you. … She recovered. But I heard her say. My mum was really shitty with me .. I said I think you had the shits not me Melissa …. She goes mum….. Now they ask… I was laughing we had gone to bed and hubby was having a scratch. And he said I do not know what’s Wong I have bee. Itchy for a few days. Oh says me. . Yes he said I order what it could be. … Maybe you are getting fleas. .. What he said I said fleas …. Well you did it the dogs food and your pretty hairy. Maybe you are getting fleas

Posted by liz007, 29th October 2013

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