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I came across this poem I had been given many years ago when my now master 13 was a baby so I thought I might share it with other mums out there, enjoy.

Property Laws of Toddlers

1. If I like it, it’s MINE

2. If its in my hand its MINE

3. If I can take it from you, its MINE

4. If I had it a little while ago, its MINE

5. If its MINE, it must never appear to be yours in anyway

6. If Im building something, all the blocks are MINE

7. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes MINE

8. If I saw it first, its MINE

9. If it looks lile MINE, its MINE

10. If its broken. its YOURS!!!!


Posted by Amy Browne, 10th November 2013


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  • I love your post,funny but true!

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  • Yes that is perfect toddler logic

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  • top storie great

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  • it is so very true when you have little people in the house

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  • Classic! Just beautiful, so like toddlers.

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  • every thing is mine even if its yours

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  • ha ha everything s mine

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  • This is so true and so funny!
    My twins even fight over me “MINE MAMA”

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  • That’s rather funny. The broken bit at the bottom is so true, I’ve seen it happen a thousand times!

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  • Haha I have thins for my daughter this is her all over

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  • It’s all theirs at that age, mine mine mine lol, great poem 🙂

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