Property Laws of Toddlers. - Real Mum story on MoM

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I came across this poem I had been given many years ago when my now master 13 was a baby so I thought I might share it with other mums out there, enjoy.

Property Laws of Toddlers

1. If I like it, it’s MINE

2. If its in my hand its MINE

3. If I can take it from you, its MINE

4. If I had it a little while ago, its MINE

5. If its MINE, it must never appear to be yours in anyway

6. If Im building something, all the blocks are MINE

7. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes MINE

8. If I saw it first, its MINE

9. If it looks lile MINE, its MINE

10. If its broken. its YOURS!!!!

Posted by Amy Browne, 10th November 2013

11 Comments

- - mom112217 said
  - 31 Mar 2017
    6:02 pm
I love your post,funny but true!

- - Kell said
  - 19 Jun 2015
    11:57 am
Yes that is perfect toddler logic

- - mom113055 said
  - 25 Apr 2015
    8:08 pm
top storie great

- - pakeko said
  - 28 Oct 2014
    8:51 pm
it is so very true when you have little people in the house

- - mom57522 said
  - 23 Sep 2014
    10:41 pm
Classic! Just beautiful, so like toddlers.

- - jodie80 said
  - 26 Mar 2014
    8:29 pm
every thing is mine even if its yours

- - jodie80 said
  - 24 Mar 2014
    11:37 am
ha ha everything s mine

- - dansgurl said
  - 12 Nov 2013
    1:02 pm
This is so true and so funny!
My twins even fight over me “MINE MAMA”

- - sizzlingcool said
  - 11 Nov 2013
    2:27 pm
That’s rather funny. The broken bit at the bottom is so true, I’ve seen it happen a thousand times!

- - kelso said
  - 11 Nov 2013
    1:28 pm
Haha I have thins for my daughter this is her all over

- - sanjipanj said
  - 11 Nov 2013
    10:20 am
It’s all theirs at that age, mine mine mine lol, great poem