THE TRUTH ABOUT BEING A MUM - FACTS THAT NO-ONE TALKS ABOUT!

THESE ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT MOTHERHOOD THAT NO-ONE TALKS ABOUT!

PRIVACY- you will not be needing this anymore because as soon as you have a child, you will have an audience and cheerleaders. It’s the little things like going to the toilet that become public property- can’t shut the door or they scream or poke things under the door and will announce “mummy you stink!” (just like you do when they go potty) and “yay you did a poo!”

MEMORY- you will get amnesia the moment they are born. just try to remember what life was like before children and it will all be a blur.

MOUNTAIN- this word will never be used to describe scenery or paperwork again….ever. buy a big washing machine- think about what size you have now and then go four sizes bigger or maybe play it safe and just go five

WORD SCRAMBLE- will not be a game on your phone. this is what will happen when you are just trying to talk and names roll into one “so yesterday i saw johndaveben climb a tree” or during investigations “johndaveben who tipped rice bubbles in my bed/cat bowl/toilet?”

LAWYER- it doesn’t matter what your LBC (life before child) occupation was, because among your many jobs of being a taxi driver/teacher/nurse/critic/chef/cleaner/entertainer/actor, you will get a new degree in law and your best wins will always end in “because i said so!”

BUT…….

They don’t tell you that it’s the best thing that you’ll ever do and you will feel a new intense kind of love in the exact moment that their eyes meet yours for the very first time

Posted by mom94125, 3rd October 2014

9 Comments

- - coastalkaryn said
  - 22 Feb 2016
    8:28 pm
lots of this resonates my life xx

- - mom113937 said
  - 22 Jan 2015
    12:51 pm
This is a really great article, so many truths lol

- - Mrsjharding said
  - 20 Oct 2014
    11:29 am
Lol Great article!

- - mom95201 said
  - 07 Oct 2014
    11:16 am
You are so right i completely agree with what you’re saying and it’s true

- - mom93186 said
  - 06 Oct 2014
    10:45 pm
agree!

- - mom94125 said
  - 05 Oct 2014
    10:29 pm
sorry for the double post. i’m not sure how that happened. hopefully a lovely mum editor can merge the comments

- - mom57522 said
  - 05 Oct 2014
    2:35 pm
Yep, we know what you’re talking about!

- - BellaB said
  - 04 Oct 2014
    5:32 pm
Oh yeah, lots changes and it makes you crazy, and it’s worth it.

- - mom94125 said
  - 03 Oct 2014
    10:37 pm
hope you guys like my story because i know, you know what i’m talking about!