My daughter ran into our new next door neighbours yard and I had to try and explain!

My son asked an old lady why she wasn’t dead yet.

At a restaurant Daddy took Mr 2 to the loo. He turned his back for a second and he was washing his hands in the urinal 😉

During a shopping trip my daughter ask a fellow shopper “Why are you so fat? Do you eat all the food in your house?”, I was so embarrassed, lucky the lady laugh it off.

When my daughter was a toddler, she was in a pram and I was browsing around a department store. Unbeknown to me, she had placed a crystal vase on her lap. I had left the store and was about a block away when I noticed she was very quiet. I looked down and saw the vase and its $350 price tag. I flipped out and ran back to the store to explain!!

my kids grandmother has quite a few moles on her and my 2year old especially likes to point to all her ‘sores’ one by one

My son once asked an African man why he was so black! Talk about awkward!

When she asked a man when he was expecting a baby

Two year old Jessie and our dog Bismark found a hole in the back fence and managed to get make it large enough to get through. I saw them leaving but as I was 6 months pregnant I had to run around the block to get to the back neighbours and explain the occupants of their backyard belonged to me.

Walking behind a rather large ended lady my toddler procedded to investigate how many “balloons”were up that dress 🙁 mortified mum right here !

When my daughter decided to see what colour my underwear was and lifted up my skirt in the supermarket!!

In a public bathroom and I was washing my hands and she got down on the floor to look under the stall doors at the ladies on the toilet.

The awkwardest time?
Has to be…
When out walking,
With my daughter aged three!

Curious about,
The many poops.
That littered the pathways,
As Dogs do.

She asked me curiously…
Who did those poops?
And as a joke…
I said, “You’re Dad did a few!”.

But what a mistake,
Because to this day….
If she sees a poop,
“Ohhh Dad!”, she’ll say!

Chefs can be naked.
My children at the shops not.
My Miss Two decided to try new Peppa undies
And stripped off the lot!

When daughter (4) said to daughter (16) as she was heading to the beach with her boyfriend…Have you got protection? #talkivebeenmeaningtohave #shemeantsunscreenandhat

Telling my dad that my dad’s artwork wasn’t very good – he could do that better!

My beautiful little toddler and I were shopping at Harvey Norman, everything was going fine and dandy until he spotted a display toilet. wanting to impress with his new potty training skills, his curiosity and my awkward lost for words explaining will forever be part of his growing up

I took my daughter to the bathrooms at a soccer field and just as we walked into the cubicle she asked me why that man was in the ladies room I quickly corrected her that it was a lady with short hair then waited till she left.

My daughter and I watched curious George for the first time the other day and she LOVED it. My daughter is a copy cat at the moment and copies everyone we will go to the grocery store and she will copy every single person often they will be talking about buying person products and she will copy them it can get awfully awkward.

As a new grandmother..i made the ultimate PC mistake..while taking 2yr old granddaughter to the toilet i said she had a ‘fat’ belly like mine. She went straight to mum and repeated it….yikes!! I just didnt think…:(