upajays = Pajamas

my son had made an octopus in kinder one day, he was very proud of his work but had made me cry, he came running up to me with his art work in his hands yelling out that his octopus had blue testicles! Well of course I was in hysterics and had to go in and speak to his teachers and let them share in my hysterics. Ahhh kids say the darndest things!!

Love it, they say the funniest things!

How adorable is it when the kids jumble their words.
My siblings & I, & now our own children have all called cordial cordigal.
& spaghetti became pasketti.
My little boy also calls the TV a TB haha!

How gorgeous are these. My toddler says nanas instead of manners

AWWW.. No seriously these are sooo cute. My kids have all said besgetti instead of spaghetti.

My eldest (now aged 5 years) used to come out with some hilarious muddled words. She still occasionally does, but it was even funnier when her younger sister (2 years younger) started to talk and just accept big sisters garbled words!
Sisel = bottle
Goog-goog = chocolate
Lilo = milo
Fye = Skye (little sisters name)
Daddle = daddy cuddle word mash-up

I wish I could remember them all! And the funny sayings she would use!

so cute, i can’t wait til my little guy starts talking

Bahahahaha! That is so utterly adorable! I love it when kids try to say something new, and mush it up! (Give them a naughty word by accident, though, they’ll nail it first go!) LOL!

Haha these are so funny! I’d love to see a book filled with these. Be a hilarious read!

My son used to say ‘fruck’ for truck. Gee this worried me when he yelled it out loud in public!!

My daughters says alligator for elevator
And whilst on holiday there was a sting roll in the water (sting ray/spring roll)

Lol. Chicken monkeys

My children’s favourite was hopsital for hospital.

Haha what a cute age.

Aw it’s such a beautiful age !
I don’t remember so much jumbled words, but I do remember some cute sayings:
My son having an erection said “my penis is all grown up”,
My daughter angry with me said “I’m not your mother any more”,
My kids wanting to pray for my headache praying “Thank you Lord for mama’s headache”,
Looking at my husbands hairy chest my son said “Daddy has a beard on his tummy”.
Think we could write books about this

Awwww. My eldest boy would say ‘you unset me’ – You upset me.
When I was young I would say ‘pastitis’ instead of pastitsi

My foster child after an access visit with his biological family (one of whom was breast feeding) returned and asked to see my eyeballs – upon showing him my eyes, he had a tantrum and kept insisting I show him my eyeballs. Not understanding at all, I finally worked out he meant ‘nipples’. I’m only guessing his father perhaps made mention of the relatives breasts eyeballing him or similar…otherwise I have no idea how he mixed eyeballs and nipples up hehe

right = white jump – dump
Leave – leap

Lke hz