1 You no longer associate red and white with wine, but with fruit snacks
2 The only way you get “me” time is by locking yourself in the bathroom
3 The last time you got dressed up, it involved a tiara, a princess dress and your 3 year old
4 Your friends leave messages, begging to see you
5 You can’t remember the last time you sat down to eat
6 Your children’s social calendars are more filled than yours
7 You are only ever called Mum, Mummy or Mother
8 Everything you know about your friend’s lives, you learned on social media
9 The only songs you know the words to, are from animated films
10 The only adults in your life are the ones on “Sesame Street”
11 Photos of your friends cause you to cry
12 You actually want to wear high heels
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