Another Funny Moment! - Real Mum story on MoM

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When my children were a couple of years younger, so about 6 and 9, we took them to a working dairy farm. There were cows being milked, young animals to pat and we could have a walk around the farm, enjoying the sunshine.

Suddenly my husband and I noticed a few people stopped and pointing and we wandered over to see a cow on the ground about to give birth. I was totally in awe of this moment. It is so much a better moment to witness it in front of your eyes rather than seeing it on TV. I had the children there….there was some difficulty and the farmer came over with ropes to tie around the calf’s legs and pull it out….and after a few sickening moans from the cow and a great pull by the farmer, there was a new born calf! As the mother started to lick her calf clean and it became obvious everything had turned out well, I wiped the tears from my eyes and turned to hug the children. They weren’t there! Apparently bored by the whole thing they had found another cow to watch which to them was more fun. Why? It was doing poo mummy!

Posted by jayella, 27th April 2013

14 Comments

- - june11 said
  - 10 Aug 2016
    9:36 pm
Oh dear, the things that kids say. Obviously the kids didn’t realise what was happening or weren’t interested.

- - 4littlemunchkins said
  - 26 Oct 2015
    10:50 pm
Yep kids, gotta love them.

- - mom152736 said
  - 28 Aug 2015
    11:16 pm
LOL…. funny things always bring a smile on everyone’s faces…thnks for sharing

- - Kell said
  - 19 Jun 2015
    9:53 am
oh the joy of being a parent lol

- - mummydiva said
  - 29 Apr 2015
    12:19 am
I had a similar experience at the Royal Show years ago. Great read.

- - mom113055 said
  - 27 Apr 2015
    11:59 am
nice to read stories on this great site

- - mom113055 said
  - 21 Apr 2015
    1:53 pm
this story is good

- - mom113055 said
  - 18 Apr 2015
    6:21 pm
good and nice story

- - mom94125 said
  - 03 Jan 2015
    1:52 am
oh wow this made me laugh. great post! thank you for sharing this

- - mom57522 said
  - 27 Dec 2014
    3:09 pm
Toilet humour is much more interesting!

- - no1ladydj said
  - 06 May 2014
    10:30 pm
I’ll never be able to understand the fascination between little children and less-than-pleasant bodily functions. What is it with kids and poo? My friend’s daughter loves to follow their dog around, watching it poop and wee in the yard. Ugh!

- - kylesnova said
  - 15 Apr 2014
    10:51 pm
LOL, that sounds about right when it comes to kids!

- - yyon4699 said
  - 31 Mar 2014
    4:43 pm
haha… so funny ! thank you for making me laugh

- - jodie80 said
  - 26 Mar 2014
    7:47 am
lol kids and poos it never gets boring