My son likes to shame me! - Real Mum story on MoM

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Sitting on the bus today, my charming 3 year old watches as a rather aromatic man gets on the bus and sits in the seat in front of us on the bus.. My son jumps up on his seat all excited, laughing, “Mum, I saw that smelly man’s butt crack!”.. this was one of those times I wish the ground would swallow me up!

Posted anonymously, 30th June 2015

19 Comments

- - mom172741 said
  - 23 Aug 2016
    9:07 am
This is quite funny and embarrassing. I remember being at an all you can eat place with my 3 year old and and she announced rather loudly that the rather large man she saw must have eaten lots of the food. I was mortified at the time.

- - jenniw said
  - 17 Dec 2015
    10:00 pm
Your son was just telling the truth – although sometimes embarrassing the innocent honesty is beautiful

- - mom103936 said
  - 09 Jul 2015
    11:57 am
That would have been funny but embarrassing lol!

- - blondie said
  - 07 Jul 2015
    8:47 pm
LOL Oh my goodness. Kids are so honest but at the worst times.

- - Mummybaking said
  - 06 Jul 2015
    9:57 am
Haha oh my, the love of children. My niece kept calling a poor woman a man due to her hairstyle, then turns around to me and says “man looks sad” hahaha my only thought, maybe being constantly being called a man! Hahaha

- - rebekah.bone said
  - 02 Jul 2015
    7:55 pm
Hahaha! Don’t you just love children!

- - lepumpkinhead said
  - 02 Jul 2015
    10:32 am
Kids have no shame do they? I remember when I took my daughter and my niece on holiday and we passed a lady with green hair that my niece yells out “her hair is growing mould!”, that was when I wished the ground swallowed me!

- - mom90758 said
  - 01 Jul 2015
    2:07 pm
Oh no!! I can imagine how you felt! Ha! Ha!

- - Kell said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    11:13 pm
lol sorry I shouldn’t laugh but Lol!!!!!!!

- - maryphilip said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    10:56 pm
Haha so funny, I need a laugh today and this gave me one. Kids will always be kids.

- - mom94125 said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    10:41 pm
omg i did laugh at this…maybe i shouldn’t admit it lol! We were at the shop ages ago and my darling hubby bent down to look at something on the bottom shelf and my littliest one came along and said “stinky bum bum” as hubby’s crack was on display lol!
We say that when we change my son’s nappy lol

My son has also decided to start announcing his bodily functions and will say ” i just farted”
- mom63229 replied
  
  01 Jul 2015 , 10:12 pm
  Haha, I love when they discover their bodily functions and need to broadcast what is happening
- - mum4107 said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    10:19 pm
Oh dear. How embarrassing

- - curlytops said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    9:20 pm
How embarrassing what did you do?

- - mom93821 said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    7:01 pm
Eventually kids do manage to censor their words!

- - EllenG89 said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    6:55 pm
hahahaha There are sooo many times I wish the ground swallowed me thanks to children

- - mom63229 said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    6:20 pm
The embarrassing stories only get worse! THen when they reach teen years, you can be the one doing the embarrassing!

- - BellaB said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    4:31 pm
Don’t worry… He’ll find something worse, to make you forget this incident.

- - mom56312 said
  - 30 Jun 2015
    2:13 pm
Gosh you just have to love the honesty of a child. I bet if they guy heard it he proberly felt the same way.