How to disguise your pregnancy like Miranda Kerr

Is Miranda Kerr pregnant again?

Whether she is or not, she’s wearing the classic disguise to camouflage a growing baby belly.

When you are still “keeping mum” in trimester one and don’t want anyone to know that you are pregnant, here are the techniques to adopt for your own burgeoning baby bump:

oversized bag held in front of baby bump – the larger the bag, the smaller you appear!
skinny jeans look as though everything is normal and they balance the bulk of the jacket on top
heels give height to look taller and leaner (and not preggers)
a jacket or coat provides coverage and disguise, especially if it’s wider at the shoulder and done up over the tummy – this makes it hard to get a clear view of any baby bump belly squeezed in underneath
a brightly coloured scarf at the neck draws the eye up to the face and away from the tummy
sunnies hide the T1 effects of morning sickness.

And the best accessory of all to draw attention away from Miranda has to be toddler Flynn hanging onto Mummy’s hand in the streets of New York!

92 Comments

- - ChiWren said
  - 13 Dec 2023
    8:39 pm
Love her cheeky ways to hide her business from the paps!

- - mom468317 said
  - 31 Mar 2021
    11:45 pm
nothing to hide :), it’s all natural

- - priyachirag said
  - 28 Jan 2015
    4:41 pm
Good tips for when I feel fat! I did display both my bumps rather proudly I’ll admit

- - stepmom107932 said
  - 15 Dec 2014
    3:49 pm
well good tips but i’m not sure i would care if people noticed i had a bump i would find it hard enough not to tell everyone.

- - meedee said
  - 31 Oct 2014
    8:11 pm
I actually never wanted to hide my pregnancies.
I was proudly pregnant and didnt care who knew 🙂

- - mom57522 said
  - 27 Sep 2014
    12:37 am
Pregnant or not, these are still some good styling tips.

- - Michelle said
  - 02 Jul 2014
    12:50 pm
Never thought about disguising pregnancy.

- - nida saeed said
  - 30 Jun 2014
    10:33 pm
never thought of it. i just might now 😉 thanks

- - rachaelchara said
  - 27 Jun 2014
    7:23 pm
Great ideas. I never thought of trying to disguise a pregnancy.

- - 3timesamum said
  - 22 Jun 2014
    9:18 pm
A few times you have recommended heels for pregnant women, not sure I agree with that. Good disguising ideas otherwise.

- - gem1991 said
  - 02 Jun 2014
    12:02 pm
Great tips to disguise pregnancy longer!

- - catgrrl3 said
  - 27 May 2014
    4:02 pm
great tips, thought I never bothered to hide the bump

- - mom57522 said
  - 27 May 2014
    2:43 pm
Love the use of a big bag.

- - christial said
  - 20 May 2014
    10:06 pm
I loved showing off my baby bump!

- - mariel said
  - 29 Apr 2014
    11:15 am
thank you for the tips

- - jenny9761 said
  - 24 Mar 2014
    4:23 pm
Once you are over 12 weeks, I don’t think you need to hide your baby bump
- ginoula5 replied
  
  24 Aug 2014 , 4:34 pm
  Have to say I agree with you, be proud and show the bump 🙂
- - angel_mon said
  - 15 Feb 2014
    8:57 pm
Why would you hide it? I know I wouldnt. But in saying that I am a big fan of huge handbags whether pregnant or not

- - neenee said
  - 16 Jan 2014
    5:21 pm
Look at Miranda’s tummy shot no showing at all. Bag or not.

- - ljsalomon said
  - 03 Jan 2014
    8:33 pm
Good advice for those expecting.

- - misschriss said
  - 31 Dec 2013
    6:50 pm
I’m glad I won’t have to use the tips in this article again as I’ve got enough kiddies now. But I know of a few people who will need these tips soon enough.