A cheeky baby name prank has taken a surprising turn after the soon-to-be mum actually chose a name from her brother’s joke list. And it just so happens to be the name of a common fungal infection.
The 27-year-old mum-to-be has been agonising over the perfect baby name for months. Even by the time her baby shower rolled around, just five weeks out from her due date, she still hadn’t found ‘the one’. After seeing how stressed she’s become over finding a name, her 20-year-old brother decided to ‘help’
“I knew she was struggling, so in addition to the $900 wooden crib on her list that I got for her, I gave her a list of (obviously) joke baby names. We have a really close relationship, and it was in line with both our senses of humour,” he explained.
“She’s a nurse, and I’m a biology student, so all the names were medications, infections, unpleasant animals, etcetera, that all sound like lovely girls’ names out of context. Some of them were a little bit obscure, sure, but I included some obvious ones like Viagra and Hernia for good measure.”
Two weeks later, his sister reveals that she and her husband have finally settled on a name.
Malassezia.
“The baby’s name is Malassezia. One of the names on my joke list. Outside of the immediate issues (nearly impossible to pronounce on the first try, the ‘ass’ smack dab it the middle of it, the first syllable being mal-, literally meaning bad or evil), it’s also the name of a very common fungal infection. One that my sister and I are both genetically predisposed to. One that we’ve both had multiple times throughout our lives. Her daughter will almost certainly catch it at some time!
“I pointed it out to her, and she said that yes, she knew what it meant, and she knew my list was intended to be a joke, but she just really liked the way it sounded. (I don’t think the husband knows what it means- I think he’d reject it if he did.) She says that it’s so obscure that no one will ever think twice about it. (Except, you know, when little baby Malassezia turns 14, finds a weird spot on her neck, and goes on her phone to google what it is…)
“I told her that the name was completely unacceptable, and I was shocked that she chose it. I even suggested some similar names, like Mallory, Azalea, or Anastasia, that would be more acceptable, but she wouldn’t hear it! She said that since I’m not one of the parents, I have no business telling her what she can and cannot name her child, and that I’m stepping way out of line. I think it’s pregnancy hormones, and she’ll regret the decision very soon after her daughter is born.”
Would you ever choose a unique baby name if it had a not-so-great meaning behind it? Or should some names be left in the science lab where they belong? Let us know in the comments!





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