Cat In The Hat Poem-On Aging ... so funny - Real Mum story on MoM

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I Found this on the internet… It made me laugh, so I sent it to my mum

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bed-can you tell?

My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass.

Posted anonymously, 21st June 2015

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- - mom112217 said
  - 19 Sep 2016
    1:38 pm
Love it! Will share it around! Thanks.

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- - serotonin said
  - 01 Apr 2016
    1:19 pm
I feel like this is my reality now! Haha! Very clever and funny, thanks for sharing!

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- - mom57619 said
  - 27 Feb 2016
    10:26 am
Oh so true, I have to say.

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- - mom81879 said
  - 25 Sep 2015
    12:33 pm
It is a humorous take on getting older. Sadly. It is reality for so many of our elderly. Add to that list being placed in a nursing home, no visits from family, all your friends dying. It’s really sad

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- - mom93821 said
  - 28 Jun 2015
    8:18 am
But….you can still write!

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- - BellaB said
  - 22 Jun 2015
    4:37 pm
I’m sure a lot of people can empathise!

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- - mum4107 said
  - 22 Jun 2015
    1:56 pm
I have never heard that. So funny
- Kell replied
  
  28 Jun 2015 , 4:42 pm
  it makes me giggle lol
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- - ashblonde said
  - 21 Jun 2015
    10:42 pm
Oh Dear! That sounds like my MIL wrote that one!

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- - mom57522 said
  - 21 Jun 2015
    10:35 pm
I’ve already got the droopy bits!

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- - mom94125 said
  - 21 Jun 2015
    8:49 pm
lol this is so funny! oh all the joys of aging,,,, not!

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