OMG! 6 Cakes We Could NEVER Bring Ourselves to Eat

Could you eat any of these cakes? It’s a definite NO from me!

These are the cakes we could never bring ourselves to eat, even though they look like a lot of hard work and effort has gone into them. Don’t think we are alone either.

Some of the comments include:

“No! Every one has one. We don’t see each others, or was it a different kind of party??? I’m all for openly talking about birth and what comes with it, but I am not keen to see this on a cake.”

“That just cancelled a few birthday parties….”

“OMG that is quite off putting, thank goodness I never used the mirror offered to watch the hideousness that was going on yonder.”

“All I can say is thank god men don’t have to go through child birth – I never thought about the poo part but I guess with all the squeezing that could happen – what a realistic cake that I would find very hard to eat.”

“I was ok with it until I was tipped over the edge by the poo, too far cake maker, too far!”

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57 Comments

- - mom486197 said
  - 29 Jul 2024
    2:58 pm
Omg these cakes lol – I don’t think I could bring myself to eat one of these haha

- - meedee said
  - 03 May 2023
    6:52 am
Well thats one way to have a baby shower that no one will forget.

- - Lovesthecuddles said
  - 02 Mar 2022
    9:10 pm
So much detail even the poo coming out. ????

- - celebrity said
  - 25 Feb 2020
    12:22 pm
No way! Those cakes would give me nightmares for months!

- - tessie said
  - 13 Jan 2020
    12:05 pm
Don’t like the graphic designs but they are very well done. Certainly not something I could see myself eating without dry retching.

- - mom163231 said
  - 13 Jan 2020
    5:13 am
May not eat it but good good skill, not very appealing…

- - Ellen said
  - 13 Jan 2020
    4:54 am
I couldn’t eat them but they’re cleverly made !

- - mom321515 said
  - 08 Jan 2020
    10:55 pm
If I took off all the bits and pieces and didn’t look at the whole cake then maybe haha. They are funny!

- - nealsq said
  - 08 Jan 2020
    9:48 pm
these are hilariously gross and brilliant, love them!

- - mom101628 said
  - 08 Jan 2020
    9:16 pm
Personally I cannot see the reason to make a cake like this. If you want to celebrate the birth of your child, surely you would want to remember all the good of having a newborn, not the pain that came with it that these cakes signify. Don’t like looking at them and wouldn’t eat them as I don’t like cake in the first place.

- - mom107731 said
  - 08 Jan 2020
    8:52 pm
Can’t say I would. It would be a very memorable baby shower though!

- - littlehandsofmine said
  - 08 Jan 2020
    8:37 pm
THis is too much

- - mom330666 said
  - 08 Jan 2020
    8:28 pm
Oh no….

- - mom152736 said
  - 03 Dec 2019
    1:45 pm
noooo wayyyy lol. i’m not that brave.

- - mom81879 said
  - 26 Oct 2019
    5:36 pm
I’m not a big cake eater, full stop, I don’t like it much. But yeah, I would try a piece of any of these. They’re only cake and icing, not the real thing lol

- - nadine_hill said
  - 11 Aug 2019
    8:59 am
No, No and definitely NO! I can’t even bring myself to look at them!

- - Blossom said
  - 20 Jul 2019
    12:01 pm
Yuck, not for me. A newborn baby is not only covered in blood. They need to get that right if they insist on making that graphic decoration.

- - Gurtling said
  - 09 Jul 2019
    8:29 am
Its cake, let me at it lmao

- - mom339159 said
  - 07 Jul 2019
    12:03 am
This is seriously disturbing, I can’t even look at this properly, never the less eat a piece of it.

- - becstalou said
  - 04 Jul 2019
    12:38 pm
Oh dear. This is not something I would want to be reminded of in the lead up to giving birth.