13 things your toddler can do but you can't

14 Comments

I came across this funny list on social media and thought I would share!

1. Sleep on 15 pillows and wake up without a neck ache

2. Wear nothing but underwear and shoes when Grandma is over

3. Look cool wearing a cape

4. Eat the same food for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 3 weeks

5. Demand an audience whilst pooping

6. Tell strangers the truth about their appearances

7. Assemble people in the living room to watch perform a song they just made up

8. Fit entire body in the bathtub

9. Inspire gushing praise by drawing a stick figure

10. Completely fill your phone memory with nostril selfies within 2 minutes

11. Sleep sideways across someone else’s bed

12. Get an extra sample cookie from the demonstration lady just because you are cute

13. Get super excited about grocery shopping

This gave me a bit of a laugh and I hope it does to you too!

Posted anonymously, 6th August 2015

14 Comments

- - mom206279, VIC said
  - 31 Mar 2017
    1:38 pm
Lol. I have to go down the other end of the house when my 3 year old poops. He throws an epic tantrum if he doesn’t get to watch me though.

- - mom81879, VIC said
  - 28 Sep 2015
    2:59 pm
I can’t cope with 2 pillows, no way could I sleep on 15! A very eclectic list of life things, perplexing

- - dbhall82, VIC said
  - 25 Sep 2015
    4:11 pm
Thanks for sharing definitely gave me a giggle!!

- - dannsbuild, VIC said
  - 07 Sep 2015
    1:06 am
Yes so very very true, thanks for the laugh!

- - BellaB, VIC said
  - 01 Sep 2015
    1:07 pm
I like to think I could manage number three.

- - mom94125, VIC said
  - 23 Aug 2015
    2:11 pm
lol you would d\still look cool with a cape

- - mom141765, VIC said
  - 18 Aug 2015
    8:06 pm
Haha, loved no.10 and no.12 is so true – my mr 3 got an entire lunch out of a lady giving out dim sim samples at a Chinese takeaway the other day!

- - ashblonde, VIC said
  - 17 Aug 2015
    3:49 pm
That had me grinning to every one on the list! I experienced No.11 over the weekend when our 2 year old granddaughter on a sleepover woke up at 3.00am & I brought her back to our bed. She had us both clinging to the edge of the bed!

- - Carolineb, VIC said
  - 14 Aug 2015
    5:27 pm
So true

- - mum4107, VIC said
  - 11 Aug 2015
    5:35 am
Thank you. It did make me laugh

- - cherz, VIC said
  - 10 Aug 2015
    3:42 pm
Yep you gave me a good laugh as well. thanx.

- - mom93821, VIC said
  - 09 Aug 2015
    6:11 am
A very sweet and very true list – the bathtub one is definitely true!
- mom93821 replied
  
  10 Aug 2015 , 7:00 pm
  It did make me smile – very true! 🙂
- - BellaB, VIC said
  - 06 Aug 2015
    7:56 pm
Ah, it’s true, so very very true.