I came across this funny list on social media and thought I would share!

1. Sleep on 15 pillows and wake up without a neck ache

2. Wear nothing but underwear and shoes when Grandma is over

3. Look cool wearing a cape

4. Eat the same food for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 3 weeks

5. Demand an audience whilst pooping

6. Tell strangers the truth about their appearances

7. Assemble people in the living room to watch perform a song they just made up

8. Fit entire body in the bathtub

9. Inspire gushing praise by drawing a stick figure

10. Completely fill your phone memory with nostril selfies within 2 minutes

11. Sleep sideways across someone else’s bed

12. Get an extra sample cookie from the demonstration lady just because you are cute

13. Get super excited about grocery shopping

This gave me a bit of a laugh and I hope it does to you too!

Posted anonymously, 6th August 2015

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  • Lol. I have to go down the other end of the house when my 3 year old poops. He throws an epic tantrum if he doesn’t get to watch me though.


  • I can’t cope with 2 pillows, no way could I sleep on 15! A very eclectic list of life things, perplexing


  • Thanks for sharing definitely gave me a giggle!!


  • Yes so very very true, thanks for the laugh!


  • I like to think I could manage number three.


  • lol you would d\still look cool with a cape


  • Haha, loved no.10 and no.12 is so true – my mr 3 got an entire lunch out of a lady giving out dim sim samples at a Chinese takeaway the other day!


  • That had me grinning to every one on the list! I experienced No.11 over the weekend when our 2 year old granddaughter on a sleepover woke up at 3.00am & I brought her back to our bed. She had us both clinging to the edge of the bed!


  • So true


  • Thank you. It did make me laugh


  • Yep you gave me a good laugh as well. thanx.


  • A very sweet and very true list – the bathtub one is definitely true!


  • Ah, it’s true, so very very true.


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