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While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of him after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told him

That if he didn’t start behaving himself right now, he would be punished. To my horror, he looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, “If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you

Kissing Daddy’s pee-pee (d@#k) last night!? The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my son in

tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me was the screams of laughter.


Posted by dannyinsane, 19th June 2013


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  • OMG your poor thing, I would have died and ran out of that bank without looking back.

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  • Oh no! I would be so red I would be glowing! You need to be more careful with what you ‘kiss’ ha ha ha

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  • lol thanks for the laugh

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  • No way! Is this a true story!

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  • Lol! Do you think he might have told his teachers and friends that story as well Lo!!!

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  • Oh dear funny but so embarrassing for you

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  • This is a funny story OMG how embarrassing.

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  • oh dear im not sure kids should see something like this.

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  • OH my god!!! u poor thing!! :S

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  • I am wiping tears of hysterical laughter from my eyes!

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  • OMG I am dyin here – I feel for you but omg ya son Blackmails like a BOSS!!! rotffffffffffff

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  • This is the funniest thing ive heard all day!!! How embarressing lol!!

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  • This is Hilarious! Son 1 – Mum – Nil

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