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While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of him after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told him

That if he didn’t start behaving himself right now, he would be punished. To my horror, he looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, “If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you

Kissing Daddy’s pee-pee (d@#k) last night!? The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my son in

tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me was the screams of laughter.

Posted by dannyinsane, 19th June 2013

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