HOW I SAVE MONEY
My parents always tell me “Saving money is the key!”
So I’ve figured out a lot of ways that saving works for me.
Today, in fact, I saved a dollar eight from being sad —
I used it for some candy, and I know that made it glad.
Last week, I saw some quarters in a fountain at the mall…
So I saved them all from drowning (then they bought a basketball).
My allowance funds get lonely, but I save them if I spend ‘em,
And I get them into registers where lots of bills befriend ‘em.
And just the other day I bought … well… I don’t know what you call it,
But I saved two twenty dollar bills from rotting in dad’s wallet.
I know a lot of other tricks, but I don’t want to bore you…
Instead just send me all your cash. I’ll gladly save it for you!
Posted anonymously, 20th June 2015