They say kids usually speak the truth when they voice their opinion, even at the most awkward times without even thinking before they speak. Mine are like that in a nutshell when it comes to complimenting me….or perhaps, insulting is a better word.
Two “compliments” for the week (and it’s only halfway through) are:
1) “Mum, I know why you always look cranky. You have ‘resting bitch face’ hahaha”
2) “Mum, sis and I were looking at your turkey gobbler. Yeah, yano that loose skin under your neck?….well, it looks like a vagina” Followed by cackles of laughter.
I’m really feeling the love here (not)!!!!
Do your kids shower you with compliments like mine and make you feel like a million dollars (or wanting to get plastic surgery)?
Posted by paulah2, 17th December 2015