As a mother of 5 I have heard some crazy and funny things kids have missenterpreted or just came out with . I remember once walking down a path and there was a rose bush at hanging out onto the path is I called out to Miss Five to watch out for the spiky thorns. She turned with the most puzzled look on her face and said “I don’t like spicy prawns mum” Couldn’t help but laugh. Another time Mr 2 was bouncing a ball and kept telling me “look mum a ball a ball” .. then he’s picked up his bag and put his ball in it.. He then told me mum look a ball bag!! oh man I was laughing way to much
.. My oldest who is now 12 when he was 3 I sent him upstairs to go to bed, I said I’ll be up in a moment. He told me he didn’t want to go upstairs cause he would be alone up there. I said his babysister was up there. He said no I need a human upstairs !! So babies aren’t human I asked him and he said No…. Lol…. Everyday when there learning its funny to hear the things they say :D There only little for so long enjoy the fun times

Posted by Haylbop, 31st August 2015

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  • haha that is so cute. definitely funny!


  • Haha thanks for posting gave me a giggle!!! :)


  • I remember my 7 year old at the time who had learning diffculties telling my 3 year old son that he needs to stop eating so much chocolate because if he doesnt poop enough then he’ll turn black. I had to quickly reassure him that everyone is born with different colour skin depending on their cultural background. His now 9 and has a better understanding of our multi cultural country thankfully.

    • is this comment copy and paste? this article was posted by halleybop (sorry for spelling) and this comment is posted by another mom member using the content of the story as a comment.

      • sorry I meant to spell it like this- Haylbop.
        No offense to this commenter- i think that this was your LEGIT comment- just word for word. Oh well, SORRY about that :)


  • Yes indeed kids can say the funniest things alright! :)


  • Yes, and they’re often funniest when they’re most serious.


  • Nice! I wish I had written down all the funny things my daughter said when she was young!


  • Kids are the best laughter dosages :)


  • Oh my daughter makes me laugh so much.they are funny


  • Kids make you laugh with the funny things they say. Good to keep these precious little gems and write them down.


  • I adore the things kids come out with!


  • kids say really cute things


  • My nephew has said some interesting things. I think the worst was when a lady walked by and said ‘geez that lady is big’!!

    • Lol sometimes they say things and you just gotta look the other way and hope they didn’t hear lol


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