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My son and I went to the local shop to purchase a few bits and pieces for lunch. We had decided on wraps so i said to him….we will have to buy some lebanese bread and a BBQ chicken. When we got to the shop, I was browsing for a few other item – as you do when I heard my son ask the man at the counter….”Do you have any Lesbian bread”. He stood speechless for a moment, as did I before realising the mistake and breaking into laughter. From the mouths of babes!!


Posted by mom73672, 17th June 2020


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  • Out of the mouths of babes – good one. Thanks for sharing.

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  • How funny is this thanks for sharing this story.

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  • So funny thanks for giving us a laugh

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  • To cute!

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  • Kids hey, always telling the truth. I will never forget when my 5yo daughter told my Mother that she saw Daddy and Mummy in bed with no clothes on! I was just in earshot and almost died!

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  • OMG, this is too funny. Kids will always bring you undone.

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  • Oops!!

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  • Too funny !! Make sure to record all these cute sayings ;)

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  • Too funny! The things kids say

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  • Funny and embarrassing.

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  • I found I always needed to watch what I said in front of my kids because they would repeat anything they heard and usually out of context. They are hilarious but also embarrassing at times.

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  • Yes, kids say the funniest unedited things, sometimes majorly embarrassing, and they have a terrible habit of repeating what we say at the worst possible times. I still cringe nearly 17 years later when I think back to a comment my toddler daughter made to a service station attendant. It was, of course, completely my fault. I had been watching tv the night before and could not stand an obnoxious ad that was constantly on tv and ignorantly said out loud, “What a fat dork.” Not my best moment!
    Of course, my daughter decided to wait until my husband carried her inside to buy her an ice block whilst paying for the fuel at the same time to deliver that very same comment to the very nice man serving at the counter who innocently said hello and wasn’t she pretty! I don’t think he thought she was very pretty after she delivered that one-liner!
    Needless to say, my husband came rushing out of there as fast as possible, his face red with embarrassment and I cringed realizing exactly where that comment had actually come from. It still makes me grit my teeth all these years later, like Frank Spencer from that old show “Some mothers do have em.”

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  • That would have been a bit cute.

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  • I was thinking something else when I read the title, but could quickly see where it was headed.

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  • Oh they are so innocent and funny!

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