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Sitting on the bus today, my charming 3 year old watches as a rather aromatic man gets on the bus and sits in the seat in front of us on the bus.. My son jumps up on his seat all excited, laughing, “Mum, I saw that smelly man’s butt crack!”.. this was one of those times I wish the ground would swallow me up!


Posted anonymously, 30th June 2015


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  • This is quite funny and embarrassing. I remember being at an all you can eat place with my 3 year old and and she announced rather loudly that the rather large man she saw must have eaten lots of the food. I was mortified at the time.

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  • Your son was just telling the truth – although sometimes embarrassing the innocent honesty is beautiful

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  • That would have been funny but embarrassing lol!

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  • LOL Oh my goodness. Kids are so honest but at the worst times.

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  • Haha oh my, the love of children. My niece kept calling a poor woman a man due to her hairstyle, then turns around to me and says “man looks sad” hahaha my only thought, maybe being constantly being called a man! Hahaha

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  • Hahaha! Don’t you just love children! :P

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  • Kids have no shame do they? I remember when I took my daughter and my niece on holiday and we passed a lady with green hair that my niece yells out “her hair is growing mould!”, that was when I wished the ground swallowed me!

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  • Oh no!! I can imagine how you felt! Ha! Ha!

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  • lol sorry I shouldn’t laugh but Lol!!!!!!!

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  • Haha so funny, I need a laugh today and this gave me one. Kids will always be kids.

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  • omg i did laugh at this…maybe i shouldn’t admit it lol! We were at the shop ages ago and my darling hubby bent down to look at something on the bottom shelf and my littliest one came along and said “stinky bum bum” as hubby’s crack was on display lol!
    We say that when we change my son’s nappy lol

    My son has also decided to start announcing his bodily functions and will say ” i just farted”


    • Haha, I love when they discover their bodily functions and need to broadcast what is happening

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  • Oh dear. How embarrassing

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  • How embarrassing what did you do?

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  • Eventually kids do manage to censor their words!

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  • hahahaha There are sooo many times I wish the ground swallowed me thanks to children

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