10 Hilarious white lies members have told their kids!

A little bit of fibbing is compulsory in the world of mothering. Sometimes you just have to tell some innocent white lies to keep your kids happy.

So without further ado, here are 10 great white lies that our Facebook members regularly use!

When the Ice Cream truck plays music it means they are out of ice cream!
My cake has alcohol in it, so no you can’t have any!
Santa has cameras in the lights and can see everything you do!
We only eat meat from animals when they die of old age.
Not today, the park is shut for cleaning!
Roast lamb is just brown chicken!
If the lights are flashing on the supermarket ride, they are broken!
You can’t use mum’s shampoo, your hair will fall out!
The internet is down, no Ipad today!
We have no batteries in the house to fix that!

So there you are, either we just re-stated everything you say, or gave you more ammunition for everyday! SHARE your little white lies with us in the comments below.

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31 Comments

- - mom160421 said
  - 09 Nov 2015
    11:40 am
When I wanted my two year old to stop using a pacifier, I told her it was broken, and luckily she was okay with that – no more pacifier.

- - mom94378 said
  - 03 Nov 2015
    10:31 pm
Victimless lies are the only type that are ok.

- - Mrs_Tippett said
  - 02 Nov 2015
    11:56 am
*remove batteries from noisy toy*
Oh I guess you must have left it on, and it’s gone flat. Sorry buddy

- - jodiev1980 said
  - 29 Oct 2015
    5:19 pm
Can’t say I’ve ever said any of those to my kids

- - hopefullyheidi said
  - 24 Oct 2015
    10:02 am
These are great, I never thought of some of these. My son is at the “questioning,” age so I think I might have missed the boat with getting away with most of these.

- - robyn_smithwick said
  - 19 Oct 2015
    7:57 pm
Eating your crusts will make you have curly hair! lol!!

- - 4littlemunchkins said
  - 13 Oct 2015
    12:34 pm
Sometimes a few little white lies can help everyone maintain sanity.

- - june said
  - 11 Oct 2015
    9:15 am
Some great fibs here. I have stored them away in the memory bank for future use. Thank you.

- - mom57665 said
  - 29 Sep 2015
    6:30 pm
haha naw I would feel so bad saying white lies to my son..

- - Carolineb said
  - 29 Sep 2015
    8:46 am
Mum and dad used the if you don’t go to sleep Santa/Easter bunny won’t come.

We also had the cleaner/better condition your tooth is in the more money the tooth fairy would leave.

- - Carolineb said
  - 28 Sep 2015
    12:51 pm
Hilarious. Might have to use some of these.

- - dbhall82 said
  - 21 Sep 2015
    11:36 am
Oh my god these are hilarious! (And I will definitely be using at least number 2, 5 &9 in the future!!)

- - mom94125 said
  - 18 Sep 2015
    9:31 pm
lol i don’t fib to my kids. i try to explain what i need to, because they are aware of more than we give them credit for

- - mom113055 said
  - 18 Sep 2015
    12:46 am
look at that nose

- - mom90758 said
  - 13 Sep 2015
    11:58 am
They are all new to me! I love the cake one!!