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A little bit of fibbing is compulsory in the world of mothering. Sometimes you just have to tell some innocent white lies to keep your kids happy.

So without further ado, here are 10 great white lies that our Facebook members regularly use!

  1. When the Ice Cream truck plays music it means they are out of  ice cream!
  2. My cake has alcohol in it, so no you can’t have any!
  3. Santa has cameras in the lights and can see everything you do!
  4. We only eat meat from animals when they die of old age.
  5. Not today, the park is shut for cleaning!
  6. Roast lamb is just brown chicken!
  7. If the lights are flashing on the supermarket ride, they are broken!
  8. You can’t use mum’s shampoo, your hair will fall out!
  9. The internet is down, no Ipad today!
  10. We have no batteries in the house to fix that!
So there you are, either we just re-stated everything you say, or gave you more ammunition for everyday! SHARE your little white lies with us in the comments below.
  • When I wanted my two year old to stop using a pacifier, I told her it was broken, and luckily she was okay with that – no more pacifier.

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  • Victimless lies are the only type that are ok.

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  • *remove batteries from noisy toy*
    Oh I guess you must have left it on, and it’s gone flat. Sorry buddy

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  • Can’t say I’ve ever said any of those to my kids

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  • These are great, I never thought of some of these. My son is at the “questioning,” age so I think I might have missed the boat with getting away with most of these.

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  • Eating your crusts will make you have curly hair! lol!!

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  • Sometimes a few little white lies can help everyone maintain sanity.

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  • Some great fibs here. I have stored them away in the memory bank for future use. Thank you.

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  • haha naw I would feel so bad saying white lies to my son..

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  • Mum and dad used the if you don’t go to sleep Santa/Easter bunny won’t come.

    We also had the cleaner/better condition your tooth is in the more money the tooth fairy would leave.

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  • Hilarious. Might have to use some of these.

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  • Oh my god these are hilarious! (And I will definitely be using at least number 2, 5 &9 in the future!!)

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  • lol i don’t fib to my kids. i try to explain what i need to, because they are aware of more than we give them credit for

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  • look at that nose

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  • They are all new to me! I love the cake one!! :-)

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