Mums and Dads of Twitter get real about the expectations of Mother’s Day this year. Read them for a good laugh.
You too can be the proud recipient of a new popsicle stick frame every May for the low low price of total vagina destruction.
— Graceful AF (@graceful_asfuck) May 4, 2016
When you have little ones, it’s not really Mother’s Day…it’s more like Mother’s 22 minutes to an hour, tops. — Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) May 2, 2016
Mother’s Day is a great day to relax and make sure you prove how much your kids love you on social media
— Basic Ally (@SarcasticAlly12) May 4, 2016
Mother’s Day to-do list: 1. Make reservations for own brunch 2. Buy own present 3. Prepare for Mother’s Day glory to be usurped by MiL Check — Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) May 2, 2016
I’m just glad no one gives me ugly jewelry with my kid’s birthstones for Father’s Day.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 2, 2016
I told my family I just wanted peace & quiet for Mother's Day & then they all laughed & laughed & continued arguing. — Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 5, 2016
What are you REALLY hoping for this Mother’s Day?
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