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Article I Will Survive Parody (Girls Are Good)

By Anna Waters-Massey
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I decided to have a bit of fun with the hit song, I Will Survive and write new lyrics to express how good us female folk are.

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On Friday us girls gathered

And we had a little drink

Then we had ourselves another

And it got us all to think

About the lives that we are living all the taking and no giving

That us mothers and us wives

Deal with in our busy lives…

Blokes are great, we all agree

But we could do without the toilet floor being covered in your pee

And the way your head leaves grease marks on the pillow is a pain

Although we love the way you’re able to unclog the toilet drain

Then there are your bits, your manly bits

Why must you fiddle, rearrange and scratch as though they harbour nits

You will never see us women fiddling quite so publicly

Unless a wedgie needs adjusting, then we do it discreetly

We do our best, so don’t get irate

If your favourite shirt is missing

Or your sock’s without its mate

Cos your clothes in sweaty balls

Hide under beds and down the hall

Never under rate, us girls are great hey hey

 

When we get sick, we soldier on

But you get deathly ill, your ailments always seem to linger on

Then there’s your self induced hangovers and the terrible manflu

And the way you fart then sniff it as if it’s the natural thing to do

Now what’s with that? It’s really weird,

Just like the way your hair stops growing on your head but not your beard

And why is it, that you can only, do one thing at a time

If we are lost, and we suggest asking for help then it’s a crime

 

Now having kids, seemed a good idea

If you disregard the vomit, lack of sleep and diarrhoea

That ensues when they are babies but it’s better now they’re grown

They keep quiet if they’re fed and glued by wifi to their phone

As for your bloke, then you’ll attain

The peace your after if you plonk him in front of a football game

If you sneak out really quietly without making a sound

Then us girls can gather up our wit and wine and hit the town

 

Yes it’s a fact, us girls are good

We can find whatever’s missing

When no family member could

We grow people in our tummies

We are MILFS and Yummy Mummies

Girls are good, yes girls are good

 

You can’t deny, us girls are good

We can do 3 or 4 things at once

Where no male person could

We grow people in our tummies

We are MILFS and Yummy Mummies

Girls are good, yes girls are good hey hey

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  • haha! this is super fun x

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  • Love it. Should be our female anthem.

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  • lol what a great job! i bet it was fun to write this

    • It was lots of fun. :) My husband tried hard to pretend he wasn’t amused as he was the one who put the video together for me.

      • oh lol. that is great! i am glad that your hubby has a great sense of humour. this was so fun to watch by the way. i really look forward to seeing more from you, on this site. cheers for contributing this :)

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  • How about a song directed at the media letting them know we really DON’T want to keep up with the Kardashians.

    • Hahaha Excellent idea. I’ll see what I can do :)
      Keep the suggestions coming.

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  • Thanks to all of you for watching my video and especially those who took a minute to leave me a comment. Any suggestions for future song topics are welcomed. Lets keep the laughs coming ;)

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  • Great voice and a very clever song – well done.

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  • Very creative ..I love it..well done.

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  • Great parody. Thanks for the laugh

    • This team seems to love parody and giving us a good giggle!

      • Laughter is the best pick up. I’m glad you ladies enjoy it :)

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  • Oh! That’s so nice! I love it!! :-)

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  • Lke bs

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  • Very clever piece, gave me lotsa laughs, thank you.

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  • Thanks for a Sing Song to start my Saturday! Love the photo of the toilet seat too – made me laugh and it is a brilliant idea too! My partner did learn early on to put the toilet seat down! Happy wife means happy life!

    • Hahaha yes the toilet seat is always a point of contention in every house. Glad you enjoyed it :)

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