Knock knock jokes for kids are a wonderful way to spend a little family time together.

There’s nothing sweeter than seeing the kids laugh, giggle and roll around the floor as they all try to outdo each other telling knock knock jokes.  The thing we love about this list of knock knock jokes for kids is that they are HILARIOUS, suitable for kids of all ages and easily remembered.

The earliest knock knock jokes (at the time these were called “do you know” jokes) date back to about 1900.

Do you know Conrad?… Conrad who?… Conrad-ulations! LOL. These were all the rage for a while until they were replaced by knock knock jokes in the 1930s, when the format suddenly got hugely popular. Businesses held knock knock joke competitions. Entertainers wove them into everything, including music and dance numbers. Radio stations aired knock knock jokes constantly.

But since the first joke until now, knock knock jokes for kids have, by far, been the most popular.

So we thought we’d put together a list for you – print it out or bookmark this page so you can whip it out for the kids any time.

You’ll be amazed how a bunch of knock knock jokes for kids can pass the time!

Knock knock … Who’s there? … A titch! … A titch who? … Bless you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock knock … Who’s there? … Howard! … Howard who? … Howard I know?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock knock … Who’s there? … Beets! … Beets who? … Beets me!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream! 
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock knock … Who’s there? … Cows! … Cows who? … Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock … Who’s there? … Luke! … Luke who? … Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Water … Water who? … Water you doing in my house?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are YOU so excited about?

Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Spell … Spell who? … W-H-O!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!

Knock, knock … Who’s there?… Nun … Nun who? … Nun of your business!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.

Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Little old lady … Little old lady who? … I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s me unless you open the door?

So there’s a list of our fave knock knock jokes for kids.  Is there any of your favourites we’ve missed?

Add them in the comments – the bigger the list, the longer they’ll last.

Oh and one last one …

Knock knock … Who’s there? … Don’t cha … Don’t cha who? … Don’t cha wish you’d had this list a long time ago?

Haha we couldn’t resist!! Enjoy and we hope we’ve given you a few smiles and a whole lot of belly laughs! xx


  • My children love knock knock jokes. Their favourite one is: Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Pirate. Interrupting- Ha ha, Me Hardies!

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  • I think they’re classic they’re great for kids and will be giving my son his own joke book should be fun

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  • I love these knock knock jokes because they are clean and simple. The kids will love them

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  • I told them to my 9yo son and he loved them!

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  • My son had a couple of those books which I started hiding cause I couldn’t hear them anymore, lol.

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  • My son used to drive me crazy with these jokes, I just got him back thanks.

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  • My sons favourite:
    Ds. Will you remember me in a day?
    Me. Yes
    Ds. Will you remember me in a week?
    Me. Yes
    Ds. Will you remember me in a month?
    Me. Yes
    Ds. Will you remember me in a year?
    Me. Yes
    DS. Knock knock
    Me. Who’s there?
    Ds. You already forgot me!

    Always makes me giggle

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  • haha I used to love knock knock jokes as a kid. I might show these to my nephew, I think he will get a laugh out of them

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  • hehe I love jokes

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  • Haha my 8 year old literally just told me that cow one a few days ago- of course it differed slightly to the one above but same gist!

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  • Ha ha thank you for sharing. Defenetly will use some of them.

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  • Thanks for the article, now I get some new knock knock jokes to share with Miss 7.

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  • Our 7 year 0ld comes home with some good ones. He either hears them at school or when playing with friends who don’t go to school with him.

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  • lol some of this really did tickle my fancy – thank you for compiling this list – I will be sure to test some out on my kids!

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  • Love a good knock knock joke I also like bon bon jokes

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