Said No Mother. Ever. Series I

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A little while back, we were joking about how many times we visit the supermarket and posted this on our facebook page:

We asked all the MoM fans on Facebook to share their favourite or funniest SAID NO MOTHER. EVER. moment and we were overwhelmed with the responses.

We laughed until we cried and just couldn’t resist sharing a whole pile of them!

LAUGH. RELATE. ENJOY. These are so honest, they’re H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S …

Do you have a SAID NO MOTHER. EVER. moment you’d like to share with us?

Tell us in the comments below and we’ll add them to our colourful and oh so wonderful next series!

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- - ChiWren said
  - 02 Oct 2024
    1:09 pm
These are amazing. Definitely feeling the please pull my hair again one right now. I also wish more food could be thrown on the floor, and there isn’t enough smooshed into the highchair. I have too much downtime at night when bub is asleep, I need more chores to do, obviously

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- - dannsbuild said
  - 16 Sep 2015
    3:34 pm
Cool! Very interesting! Thanks for sharing this!

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- - jce0810 said
  - 01 Aug 2015
    8:18 pm
No please get another cup out to use i love washing up

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- - mom152279 said
  - 01 Aug 2015
    7:48 pm
Please use every towel in the linen press and then leave them on the floor in your room wet and then complain about no towels left.

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- - lepumpkinhead said
  - 24 Jun 2015
    11:49 am
Lol, so true and funny. Mine is “Please have a tantrum about things I cannot change, and when I take away TV go ahead and scream louder, it might just make magic happen”

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- - meedee said
  - 15 Mar 2015
    9:38 pm
Mine was…..

No Its fine…I never have plans but today just because I made plans because you were all going to be at school…you get sick and have to stay home….I will of course cancel my plans to look after you.

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- - pakeko said
  - 15 Mar 2015
    8:30 pm
These never get old brings a smile to my face every day

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- - tammykilby said
  - 01 Jan 2015
    1:37 pm
Lol these are so good an I can relate to so many of the.. The joys of kids..

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- - mom93821 said
  - 18 Nov 2014
    7:11 am
Thanks for sharing; a good belly laugh as I sit here recovering from a Lego injury!

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- - Threelos said
  - 14 Nov 2014
    1:22 pm
I have one from my house this morning:

Sure, that would be great if you spread the clean washing all over the house!
Said no mother ever!

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- - tam_watters said
  - 09 Oct 2014
    11:39 am
Unfortunately some parents do say these, out of laziness, ignorance or just plain exhaustion

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- - deangunna said
  - 08 Oct 2014
    11:50 pm
I would be rich and stress free if I didn’t have to feed my children and feed them healthily. But we do because we love them.

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- - mom94125 said
  - 08 Oct 2014
    3:21 pm
these are funny. imagine if we looked at everything in a sarcastic way and see how the kids reacted
- mom94125 replied
  
  18 Oct 2015 , 6:33 pm
  yeah sarcasm is lost on kids
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- - crystalangela said
  - 02 Oct 2014
    4:56 pm
OMG they are so funny and true.
How about
No don’t offer to set the table or make a meal, you just watch your television show and relax.
Said no Mother ever!

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- - pakeko said
  - 02 Oct 2014
    3:44 pm
These are just great

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- - mom56842 said
  - 01 Oct 2014
    12:04 am
Some of these are really quite funny.

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- - ChrisS said
  - 02 Sep 2014
    2:26 pm
Lol that is great! I so needed the laugh. I can relate to quite a few

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- - krissy333 said
  - 30 Aug 2014
    6:34 am
lol lol that gave me a good laugh

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- - sambii said
  - 29 Aug 2014
    9:47 pm
Ahahahahaaaaa OMG I’m crying with laughter!!!

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- - meedee said
  - 20 Aug 2014
    9:43 am
LOL….its so much fun being a Mum

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