Oh my god! These are classics! Said no mother ever!!! For sure, gave me a big laugh

Nice! That’s a good article! Thanks for sharing this!

Love these, gave me a good laugh. Specially the crying in the car as has happened so Manu times in my car.

Brilliant idea and how true it can be, poor Mums have a difficult time I agree. If you do say no! it seems to be a perfect reason for kids to do immediately.. No easy answer it is true,love your quotes keep them coming through
. You give me so much pleasure it is true ,really look forward getting mail from you

Love it and it is true like kids and they like me too, Their honest is so sweet and rare and Oh my word what they do share.. Laugh is great and fun to do, I share stories of when their dads or my sons were their age too

so funny!

I love it when you finish your dinner of chicken wings and forget you have legs and crawl on the floor around the dining table with your lovely oily hands.

Please come into the toilet while im pooping and offer to wipe my butt coz i need help,
Please clean the floor with your spit because spit cleaning is the best
Please yell at me that you dont like me in front of all your childcare workers. i like flushing bright red and struggling to get you and your sister out with a smile on my face before they call the child line on me.

These are great.

Can I add ‘I don’t miss meals we ate in pre-kid days (ie salmon) , I much rather prefer tuna, fish fingers & spaghetti’

hahah thanks for the laugh

I had a laugh at every single one of those, especially the car seat tantrum! Thank you so much for the giggles!

Please pull out every bit of clothing from the drawers because I love bending and picking up lots of clothes several times a day.
Please throw your food on the floor when your finished eating. Sweeping and vacuumming are two of my favourite hobbies!

Please take my lipstick and draw all over that new wall paper I just put on the hallway wall so that you can add your own creative flair to the project! That’s all I have to say about that!!!

I SOOOOOOOOOOOO love these ‘…said no mother. Ever.’ things. They always make my day when I see one on facebook

I simply cannot get enough of these, how about “Please leave lego around the house for your brother to put in his mouth and for me to step on”…

Love these and so very true as life as a mum

How about, please play with balls inside the house, I really wanted to replace my favorite vase after you break it!

These are just too funny. I almost snorted laughing.

I had a good chuckle at these. Thanks heaps! (-:

When you try something on (a few times a day) but decide not to wear it, throw it in a pile on the floor. I love washing and ironing. They’re my favourite past times. SAID NO MUM EVER.