I don’t think there’s a cleaning job
That I could say I enjoy at all,
Cleaning in general isn’t fun,
Doing it I don’t have a ball.
Scrubbing the bathroom and shower
Is awful hard on my knees,
And lifting the lid of the loo
Makes me shudder and say “Oh please!”
Dusting all my bits and pieces,
Sees dust bunnies dance in the air,
I sneeze and my eyes water,
And fluff gets in my hair.
Mopping and vacuuming make me ache,
And the laundry is really a chore,
And don’t get me started on ironing,
I hate it with passion you can’t score.
You ask why I so loathe the ironing?
It’s boring and takes too much time,
Who cares if clothes have a crease?
If they’re clean, then I sure don’t mind.
I’d rather have teeth pulled without anaesthetic,
Than do ironing, coz it’s more than I can bear,
I dream of a man who’ll cook and clean for me,
Oh Fairy Godmother please answer my prayer!!
Posted by no1ladydj, 6th May 2014