Last week I had na adorable 2 year old. This week it appears someone has changed her into a right little terror.
So far this week (bearing in mind it is only Tuesday):
We set off the alarms at Kmart. 3 Times. She had stuffed bits down her top, in her boots and up her sleeves.
We terrorised a smaller child at the park. Repeatedly.
We went biffo on another child.
We did a runner and went missing. Only for 5 minutes, but long enough to turn a half dozen hairs white on Mum.
We did something to the computer so the screen was upside down for ages.
We managed to get into the drawer we could not reach before and chased the cat. With a carving knife.
We threw a temper tantrum over taking off our pajamas.
We threw a temper tantrum over putting on our clothes.
We threw a temper tantrum over everything and anything.
Finally, we climbed up onto Mum’s shoulder, and bit. Hard. Would not let go, sunk teeth in and stayed that way.
Finally the only way I could get her to let go was to gently spank her bottom.
I know one should not do this, and I did not do it hard, but by this stage I was bleeding and in a good deal of pain, and slightly panicked that she may have turned into a vampire…
Posted by katelt, 4th June 2013