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A list of banned baby names parents have actually tried to call their poor innocent offspring.

Birth, Deaths and Marriages registries across the nation are permitted to outlaw any name they deem to be offensive or obscene.

In Victoria, the Registry released a more detailed list of prohibited names.

The forbidden names include:

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Admiral
Anzac
Australia
Baron
Bishop
Brigadier
Brother
Cadet
Captain
Chief
Christ
Commodore
Constable
Corporal
Dame
Duke
Emperor
Father
General
God
Honour
Judge
Justice
King
Lady
Lieutenant
Lord
Madam
Majesty
Major
Messiah
Minister
Mister
Officer
Premier
President
Prime Minister
Prince
Princess
Queen
Saint
Satan
Seaman
Sergeant
Sir
Sister

Other names that were prohibited in 2017 included Royalty, Royall, Regal, Triple M, X, Jahstice, Legion-King, Justyce-Krimson and Sovereign.

Anal, Juztice, Christ and 4real have also been banned in previous years.

OTHER Names Banned in Australia

Bonghead
Chow Tow
D***head
G-Bang
Ikea
iMac
Maryjuana
Medicare
Ned Kelly
Panties
Ranga
Scrotum
Sh*thead
Smelly
Snort
Thong
Virgin

Are they serious? Some of these names are terrible!

MoM’s shared the cute, weird, wacky and plain WRONG names we give children

Read more – Baby Names Banned Across the World

What is the worst name you have ever heard (in your opinion of course!)

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  • Um why would anyone want to name their child Satan, Smelly etc. That is just cruel and I’m glad their banned. The parents must be a D***head to want to name their child D***head.

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  • Ummm scrotum? Smelly? G-bang? D***head? I hope a welfare check was also put in place! Some other names on the list I don’t think are so bad.. I wouldn’t choose them though lol.

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  • Thank goodness they can’t use these names. Can’t think of any bad names I have heard

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  • These are all great for a laugh. Cruel to call your child by them… but it seems the norm these days, the more unusual the better.

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  • Wow, I’m glad the law steps in to rule out some of these atrocities!

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  • Oh my goodness, why would a parent even name their child some of these names, the swear ones or derogatory names is beyond me.

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  • Some are so common sense. Why would you name a child a cuss word..

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  • Agree that all those names should be banned.

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  • In my opinion Le-a is the worst I’ve heard, pronounced Ledasha. Yes, the dash is pronounced as a word. Each to their own, but I believe choosing names is a big responsibility that should be taken very seriously!

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  • Yes all very bad names, I am also wondering why people are in the habit of changing the spelling of names so much so that most will spend their lives spelling out their correct name. I have a difficult surname and am still spelling it out, would hate to have a hard first name as well.

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  • Some of these names are just pure disgusting.
    But Major …looks like it’s good by Major Lilywhite (FROM) ( i zombie )

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  • While watching Giggle & Hoot tonight with my little one they showed a drawing which had been sent in. The name of the child who drew the picture was ‘Wolfie’ & my 3yr old asked if a dog drew the picture! I can just imagine the bullying this poor kid will get at school.


    • We saw Wolfie too, my husband noticed it and it started the same conversation as this article…..

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  • I thought it was common knowledge that titles, religious names like god, Jesus, Satan etc and obscenities were banned? What I do find shocking tho is why anyone would try to name their kids something like these in the first place.

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  • It’s concerning what children may be going through if their parents tried to name them D***head or Sh*thead. I hope these poor babies are safe and loved.

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  • Absolutely ridiculous that some of these names would even be considered ….. thank goodness they are banned to save the child a lifetime of misery!

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