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Blogger goes viral with “parent sex” post.

Constance Hall – who writes the blog The Not So Secret Life Of Us – shared the logistics of getting intimate in a household of four kids with her 55,000 Facebook followers.

Since it was published on Tuesday the post has quickly gone viral and attracted more than 112,000 likes and 29,400 shares.

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The post reads

“We had “parent sex” yesterday.

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You know what parent sex is, it’s that 3.5 minutes you get in between changing nappies and making food,

where you notice that all of your kids are pretty distracted,

Where you realise it’s been almost a month since you banged and are starting to feel like flat mates,

Where your husbands seduction consists of one finger pointing towards the bedroom and the other hand on his dick,

Where you position the bed to have one foot against the door because for a loud bunch of kids, yours can be pretty quiet when they’re sneaking up on people,

Where no matter how hot it is you chuck the doona on top of yourselves in case someone manages to barge through and catch mummy and daddy doing “yoga” in bed.

It’s a pretty romantic scene really, listening to Iggle Piggle in the back ground, knowing your days are numbered when you here the add break.

Men are amazing and impressive creatures, by sheer determination, it’s inspiring how one can manage to “finish” under such circumstances, us women, aren’t always so easy.

All the while gleefully thinking about how much of a sex goddess, vixen you are and how your fella is finally going to stop being an arse for at least a whole day.

Well mine was pretty impressed, even if I just lied there, saggy boobs, baby belly pouch, hairy minge and all, he still thinks I’m amazing.”

She totally nailed it! Don’t you think?

Share your thoughts below.

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  • I can’t say Constance Hall is my cup of tea at all.

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  • Haha this made my day.

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  • Lmfao. I saw this when she posted it, a while ago. But it’s so true. :D Parent sex is so important to a marriage.

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  • a well descriptive article of parenthood!

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  • Very honest and amusing, thanks so much for sharing.

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  • Use Vaseline on the door knob – it always used to work in the old days.


    • lol that is new to me! lol so that works?

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  • What a hilarious way to put how a lot of us feel. She certainly brightened my day with her way of putting it.

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  • Well described

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  • I read this and laughed. But the poor woman has been abused and called names on her Facebook page


    • There have been some very unkind comments.

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  • Good laugh to start the day…
    So true except our kids are 13, 10 & 9, so we get more intimate time, particularly at night or first thing in the morning…
    This will all end when our baby arrives in April this year.

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  • Haha funny as:). All so true:).

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  • That was totally hilarious because it was so totally true. Well done for telling it like it is.!

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  • Great article thanks forcsharing

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  • I can totally agree that’s my life in a nutshell

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  • Brings back memories of a long time ago– 4 kids in the house I MEAN LOL!!!

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