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WIN the hilarious new ‘Birds & Bees’ kids book that uses the weird world of sex in the animal kingdom to show how normal human sex is.

‘The Birds And The Bees And Giraffes That Drink Wee’ is a book designed to help normalise the topic of sex for kids, and provide adults with a disarmingly entertaining way of broaching this awkward subject with children in the first place.

With research suggesting to have ‘the talk’ with kids sooner rather than later, this book enables parents to frame sex in a natural and positive light from the start, and provides children with an accessible and humorous entry point on the matter.

This is the debut book from childhood friends Dave Hartmann and Justin Sweeting, who having both had a painfully awkward chat with their own children, felt the crying need for a book like this.

The book takes a hilarious journey through the animal kingdom, discovering all the weird and wild ways that many other animals mate –

From penis fencing worms.
Hippos that fire poo in each others’ faces.
Bees whose testicles explode.
And giraffes that drink each other’s wee.

Providing children with an entertaining reminder that sex is something that all animals (not just your parents) do. And that in comparison, human sex is really the most normal and tame of them all!

Available  in most major and independent bookstores and from boolarongpress.com.au

We’re giving away 8 copies of’ ‘The Birds And The Bees And Giraffes That Drink Wee’ so enter now!  Good luck!

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  • My husband is the WEIRDEST animal there is. he’s territorial (especially when it comes to things like the remote), enjoys a carnivorous diet and is prone to long periods of hibernation.

  • The Kangaroo, with his big feet and weird shape plus he has a pouch to karry his baby about!

  • We have a bee hive and are learning all about the reproduction. Very interesting

  • The praying mantis! The woman rips his head off during the act, but his body is programmed to continue until the bitter end – head or no head!!

  • Monkeys as they are so much like us humans

  • Armadillo, a very weird little creature with his own suit of armour on. Never seen anything other animal quite like it

  • The weirdest animal would be my children ;). Also I think the kookaburra.i think this because when looking at them.thwy seem to have no emotion it any excitement about them. But when you hear them they are having the best time ever and laughing so loud. They have a distinct sound that is recognisable and unique.

  • The bee – the fact that only 1 bee lays all the eggs to populate the hive is just bizarre

  • He has two legs and snorts like a pig when he laughs. He chuckles at his own farts which he refers to as “fluffs” he is 48 years old and still humms to a song with burps. Are brothers allowed to be classified as animals?

  • The Proboscis monkey because their funny looking noses are believed to be used for attracting mates, as the females are attracted to louder vocalisations so the bigger the nose, the louder the call!

  • The praying Mantis because the female eats the male after sex

  • The sloth as it has huge claws but is so slow and peaceful . Who could not love this animal also the quokka as it’s small and always happy would not hurt anyone .

  • My son says the emu! Males spend time dancing around their mates, grooming the females and themselves and are on egg duty during ‘pregnancy’! Still sees these as female specific roles….some work to do here yet!

  • My dog. Because he can sleep like a pretzel and seems comfortable haha

  • Turkeys, they are a crazy animal. Very funny to watch and feed

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