Mum bans her kids from entering the living room after her holiday clean up!
Twitter user Nick Denbow posted a hilarious note from his mum, announcing that their living room would be closed until Thanksgiving. It has subsequently been liked more than 35,000 times and retweeted over 14,000 times.
“This room has been cleaned for the holidays and is officially CLOSED until Thanksgiving,” says the note, which was affixed to tape that blocks off the room. It goes on to stipulate, “Special permission will be considered for you to sit on my clean furniture and / or walk on my clean carpet only after the following conditions have been met:
1) you have showered and are dirt and odor free from top to toe
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2) you are wearing freshly laundered clothing.”
However, if permission is granted, the note goes on to say, “NO food or drinks are permitted at this time!”
The woman ends her note by saying she can be referred to by one of her many titles: “Mom, Payer of the bills, Chauffeur, Queen of the castle, Person ruining your life, Bossy b—- in charge.”
okay how my mom just gonna close down the living room for a month ?? pic.twitter.com/ALDzJbC8AK
— nick denbow (@nickdenbow11) November 5, 2016
Classic! Love it x
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