Hamish and Andy create the best hotline for parents ever!

If you are a new parent, you’ll absolutely understand this…

The conversation is about life with no kids and no commitments. What a fantasy, right?

I had NOTHING to do on Saturday!

What woke you up?

I just woke up, cause I’d had enough sleep and I was bored of lying around!

How many hours?

I dunno – about 9 or 10


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  • Very entertaining, never a dull moment with those boys.


  • Haha, so Andy and Hamish. This is so funny. I just love them.


  • The guys are very funny!


  • Don’t stress it guy’s you had a free life before your children and you will again when they have grown …so enjoy the joy of your little girl or boy because soon enough they will be grown and have flown.


  • Hilarious indeed ????
    My dream phonecall would probably involve an adventurous trip !


  • Lol I love Hamish and Andy – I think my phone call would have to include a trip to DreamWorld where I just went on whatever rides I want to without having to wait twice- once for my hubby to line up and the other for me to line up, having dinner without having to yell at anyone to ‘eat your dinner!’ ‘just eat it!’, getting ready without having anyone complain about what clothes I’ve laid out and just being able to go and see a movie without having to worry about babysitters.


  • these guys are so wrong that they work1!


  • yeah this is great! very relatable though lol.


  • Love Hamish and Andy – so funny! Yep! so accurate too! :)


  • lol Love these 2! Mine would definitely be to wake up when I wake up, not by my special little alarm clock ;)


  • That is so funny. I love Hamish and Andy


  • I laughed at this skit… they get me. I love how dismissive Andy is of sleeping and going out whenever.


  • This is so very funny. And accurate.


  • Love these guys and that was hilarious!


  • This is soo funny and my fantasy phone call would include way too much to list but the first thing would be, I can speak on the phone without screaming kids in background.


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