I Found this on the internet… It made me laugh, so I sent it to my mum

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bed-can you tell?

My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass.

Posted anonymously, 21st June 2015

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  • Love it! Will share it around! Thanks.


  • I feel like this is my reality now! Haha! Very clever and funny, thanks for sharing!


  • Oh so true, I have to say.


  • It is a humorous take on getting older. Sadly. It is reality for so many of our elderly. Add to that list being placed in a nursing home, no visits from family, all your friends dying. It’s really sad


  • But….you can still write! ;)


  • I’m sure a lot of people can empathise!


  • I have never heard that. So funny


  • Oh Dear! That sounds like my MIL wrote that one!


  • I’ve already got the droopy bits!


  • lol this is so funny! oh all the joys of aging,,,, not!


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