Everyone needs this twelve foot beach ball in their life…the reviews are completely hilarious!

If you find that a towel and bag aren’t enough to claim your spot on the beach, we may have just found the answer to your problem. Enter The Beach Behemoth  – a twelve foot beach ball that has prompted some hilarious reviews on Amazon from parents worldwide.

Not Just A Passing Craze

Buying an enormous beach ball is more than just the ultimate example of a fun impulse purchase that will keep your kids entertained for hours. One Dad took to the Amazon review section to recount his experience of inflating the nearly four metre ball. “We took this ball to the beach and after close to two hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for ten fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked up and sent it hurtling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased, the faster it rolled.” If that’s not a memorable day out at the beach, we don’t know what is – two hours of stress and heat for ten minutes of money can’t buy fun…sounds reasonable to us!

It Just Keeps On Giving

The Beach Behemoth is so much more than the name suggests. Another review posted to the beach ball’s Amazon page highlighted its versatility as a never ending source of entertainment. “Once it was completely blown up it bounced…EVERYWHERE…across people, picnic tables, horse fence, the neighbour’s yard and into a FOUR LANE HIGHWAY!!!! My party-goer teens were trying to keep it from causing a pile up in front of our house!”

The take away message – if you do choose to try The Beach Behemoth for yourself, do so at your own risk. Once it’s inflated, who knows what chaos it might unleash!

You can have your very own Beach Behemoth for around $200 (including international delivery).

Would you buy The Beach Behemoth? Let us know in the comments!


  • wow that;s one big ball, I got a giant peacock from big w and keeping it inflated was a huge challenge


  • Think I’d pass on this as I can just see this monster heading out to sea and to who knows where?


  • I need one of these in my life! It’s bigger than my back yard but I still need it!


  • Haha I don’t know if I would or not? I wouldn’t want to annoy other people on the beach because I know I wouldn’t appreciate it myself personally.


  • Haha, I don’t imagine it will last long. It will bounce along to others at the beach and never be seen again!!


  • Wow this is a massive beach ball hahaha lol


  • Too big, frankly a bit ridiculous.


  • nooo wayyy! its just so big… not even cool!


  • I wouldn’t buy this. It would take forever just to blow it up so I’d wouldn’t have the energy to chase after it when it went on it’s own rampage.


  • No it is far too big!


  • We have these at Shiploads in Tassie and they were less than half that price


  • I will pass on a giant beach ball.


  • Well the experience of this dad ‘of two hours of stress and heat for ten minutes of money can’t buy fun’ doesn’t sound too positive to me, lol !


  • it looks like super fun and would be great at a beach party. Maybe not so great in a pool unless it was a really big pool.


  • Wowzers it’s huge as


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