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A fun way to teach your children when it’s appropriate and not so appropriate to fluff!

10 of our lucky MoMs will win a copy of Cowboy Monkey Talks Fluff By Michael Rohr, valued at $19.99 each.

Parents and children will LAUGH OUT LOUD reading this hilarious book about the natural occurrence of fluffs that happen to all human and animal species. Children follow a monkey in a cowboy hat as he teaches children the circumstances of when it is appropriate and not so appropriate to fluff with this great rhyming story.

About The Author:

Michael Rohr is a storyteller who crafts fun and imaginative children’s stories filled with daring adventures and silly laughs. Before pursuing writing, he trained as an infantry soldier in the Australian Army. He then transitioned to a fruitful career caring for others as a registered nurse for over two decades. While Michael loves his job, he realised he needed a productive outlet for his creativity, thus sparking his calling as an author. This devoted father of two allows his imagination to flow freely whenever he tells off-the-cuff bedtime tales to bring joy to his kids James, 9, and Zsofia, 12.

What the Reviews Say:

“Spencer what book would you like to read tonight? “Monkey Fart Book Dad” the response from my 2.5 year old son every night since I purchased this book. A hilarious read for both parents and children, with a great message as we all know that whilst fluffs are funny there is a time and a place for them,” Josh.

“Cowboy Monkey Talks Fluff is a hilarious book with a really fun take a taboo topic. The rhyme and the rhythm makes it an enjoyable read and it’s sure to make kids fall over laughing and even make grown-ups blush,” Penny.

“As a mum, I’ve heard and smelled it all! Michael’s descriptive book is very funny and clever. We loved the message behind the humour, and the illustrations were hilarious! A read that both the kids and adults will get a big giggle over. Well done,” Caroline.

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Please note this competition is open from 15 June 2021 until 15 July 2021 and is only available to members of Mouths Of Mums. This competition is a game of skill – answer in 50 words or less. We are unable to accept entries posted via facebook. Facebook LIKE functionality is not a requirement of entry to this competition. The winners of this competition will be published on this page. Winners’ name and address will be provided to the promoter of this competition and prizes will be sent to the address you have in Your Profile. Please ensure your details are up to date so that you receive your prize.

Winners for this competition

  1. T. GraySA
  2. E. MahometSA
  4. S. BondWA
  5. L. HamlynSA
  6. K. RodriguesWA
  7. V. FOXSA
  8. H. ClarkWA
  9. T. MorrisVIC
  10. M. McKinneyNSW
  • Belly button fluff! It’s just so strange that it’s nearly always blue! And hubby’s deep set belly button can hold a fair bit! ????

  • The silent but deadly is the worst fluff, specially after eating curries.

  • The fluff my toddler picked out of her belly button and placed on my cheek when I was taking a short lived nap on the couch

  • Belly button fluff – yuk if it’s not mine!

  • The accidental follow through..the ‘barrrrpp’ noise as heads turn giving you daggers as you point to the culprit in the pram…that dreaded moment you check the backend for the result as bubs keeps on snoozing as if nothing has happened. If they pretend to snooze..they generally have an ooze!

  • Silent but violent… the ones you can’t hear but destroy your nose!

  • Crowded confined space like in a multistory lift after a smelly savoury meal

  • the secret fluff that no one owns up to, have a sense of humour about it and its OK!

  • Tissues through the washing machine kind of fluff – impossible to get rid of it!

  • A “is it just a fluff?” fluff.

  • when you are holding your child who is naked, e.g. in the shower, and they fluff on your hand and you aren’t sure if it is just a fluff!!

  • The fluff that gets on tracksuit pants and jumpers and makes new clothes look old

  • My youngest daughter is the healthiest eater I know BUT the fluff that comes out as a result….phffff evacuate the area…I. REPEAT. EVACUATE THE AREA!!!

  • Bellybutton!

  • Hubby’s belly button fluff,
    Stuck in his hairs – that smell is rough!

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