Road Rage- It happens to the best of us and brings out the worst in us.
I don’t know about you but something happens to me when I’m driving and I decided it was worthy of a song. What better song to change the lyrics to than Le Freak, because, well, basically I freak out when I’m dealing with bad drivers.
ROAD RAGE
Sung to the tune of Le Freak
Ahhh Road Rage
It’s hard to keep your cool
Road Rage
When everyone’s a fool
Nick off
Get back into your lane
Get stuffed
Are you completely insane
How am I, supposed to keep my cool
When clearly I’m the only one who knows road rules
I’m really nice, at home and with my friends
But in a car, my placid demeanour ends
Oh here we go, now the light’s turned red
Cos P Plates here, was squeezing zits instead
Check her out, this woman on my right
Her finger’s up her nose, it’s not a pleasant sight
That’s gross
You do realise I see you
That’s gross
Your windows are see through
Just look at that, fancy silver Porsche pushed in
Clearly road rules just don’t apply to him
What’s with that, so, his car cost more than mine
Bollocking arrogant twit, I hope he cops a fine
Let me tell you, about my big pet hate
You let a driver in, you smile, nod and wait
And they don’t wave back or acknowledge you at all
What the F**k, use your manners, that really isn’t cool
Wave back
It’s an unwritten rule
Wave back
You bloody ignorant tool
Scouting carparks is another time for stress
Sweaty palms, eyes peeled, looking for the best
There’s a spot with shade, just 2 steps from the store
This is insta worthy, you couldn’t want for more
You stop and indicate, you’re about to claim your park
Elation and excitement suddenly turns dark
Some selfish rude git, zips in and steals your spot
They glance your way and couldn’t give a toss
Back off
I was clearly parking there
Back off
I don’t care about your wheel chair
Road Rage
I’m turning into Frankenstein
Road Rage
Get me home I need a wine
Get far
Across, back in to your lane
You can’t
Do that, are you frikkin insane
Dip shit
I actually never used to swear
F**k off
I’m literally tearing out my hair
Up yours
Stop texting on your phone
Toss pot
Speeding in a school zone
Road Rage
Cars as far as the eye can see
Road Rage
Oh great, now I need to pee
Aaah road rage
It’s hard to keep your cool
Road rage
When everyone’s a fool
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