Mum gets her rant on after seeing a ridiculous complaint about the Coles collectables on her favourite Facebook page.
Blogger and Mum of 3, Fiona, From Rock Star Mums Drink Champagne has something to say to all those people getting cranky about missing out on collectables in the grocery shop.
“Bloody hell, you Mavis types get around”, wrote Fiona on her FB page.
Explaining further, “This image of a Facebook post came from my new favourite page: Kmart Unhacks & Roasts”, shared Fiona.
“Some Mavis type woman went to Coles, spent $59.47 and only received ONE little shopper. The absolute injustice of it all!”
She goes on to say, “For the love of all cheap-arsed plastic things in this world, just buy a packet of farking gum like every other mummy collector and you too shall receive shoppy thing number two. But…no, this woman writes a stinging, mathematically bankrupt (use a calculator ffs!) Facebook post blasting Coles for being a tight-arse bunch of wacko’s.
“Hahahaha, I love that she even said “I hate you Coles. Miserable, petty, mean” Ummmmm… perhaps one needs to take a little peak-a-boo into the mirror? Hmmmmm?
I bet young Malcolm, the pre-pubescent nervous faced checkout kid probably shits himself every time someone like this comes through and says “LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!”
In conclusion Fiona added, “Now if she’d written a Facebook post blasting the shit out of Coles for doing a promotion of this magnitude during PLASTIC FREE FUCKING JULY, I would have taken her side. I mean, isn’t it an absolute piss-take that Coles are taking a great big sloppy dump on the environment launching this promo now? Did someone in marketing get a great big kick up the wazoo for this?”
Some people take life way too seriously! I feel sorry for all the Woolworths and Coles staff who would be copping it big time at the moment.
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