Introducing … SAID NO MOTHER. EVER.

The Mouths of Mums SAID NO MOTHER. EVER. posts have been so popular with our fans on facebook, we thought it would be fun to share them here too.

This way, whenever you need a laugh (or to know that yes, there are other mums out there just like you), you can pop to these pages and scroll through.

We hope they make you smile as much as we do everytime we read these!

With pleasure from the Mouths of Mums, SAID NO MOTHER. EVER. Series II …

504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_wiggles on the radio in the car

504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_tell grandma daddy and I had a big fight

504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_take off your nappy in your cot

504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_scream when your sister is screaming in the car

504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_putting kid in car seat

504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_put extra things in the trolley

504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_pull down my tshirt and ask for booby

504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_phone and rice crackers


504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_offer to do dinner

504_sprinkle_said no mother ever_pack the dishwasher


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  • Oh my god! These are classics! Said no mother ever!!! For sure, gave me a big laugh


  • Nice! That’s a good article! Thanks for sharing this!


  • Love these, gave me a good laugh. Specially the crying in the car as has happened so Manu times in my car.


  • Brilliant idea and how true it can be, poor Mums have a difficult time I agree. If you do say no! it seems to be a perfect reason for kids to do immediately.. No easy answer it is true,love your quotes keep them coming through
    . You give me so much pleasure it is true ,really look forward getting mail from you


  • Love it and it is true like kids and they like me too, Their honest is so sweet and rare and Oh my word what they do share.. Laugh is great and fun to do, I share stories of when their dads or my sons were their age too


  • so funny!


  • I love it when you finish your dinner of chicken wings and forget you have legs and crawl on the floor around the dining table with your lovely oily hands.


  • Please come into the toilet while im pooping and offer to wipe my butt coz i need help,
    Please clean the floor with your spit because spit cleaning is the best
    Please yell at me that you dont like me in front of all your childcare workers. i like flushing bright red and struggling to get you and your sister out with a smile on my face before they call the child line on me.


  • These are great.

    Can I add ‘I don’t miss meals we ate in pre-kid days (ie salmon) , I much rather prefer tuna, fish fingers & spaghetti’


  • hahah thanks for the laugh


  • I had a laugh at every single one of those, especially the car seat tantrum! Thank you so much for the giggles!


  • Please pull out every bit of clothing from the drawers because I love bending and picking up lots of clothes several times a day.
    Please throw your food on the floor when your finished eating. Sweeping and vacuumming are two of my favourite hobbies!


  • Please take my lipstick and draw all over that new wall paper I just put on the hallway wall so that you can add your own creative flair to the project! That’s all I have to say about that!!!


  • I SOOOOOOOOOOOO love these ‘…said no mother. Ever.’ things. They always make my day when I see one on facebook :)


  • I simply cannot get enough of these, how about “Please leave lego around the house for your brother to put in his mouth and for me to step on”…


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