Toddler Memes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter (Or Despair)

Toddlers are funny little creatures. They’re demanding, cuddly, hungry, angry, happy, giggly, squishy and oh sooooooo FUNNY.

Here are some of our favourite toddler memes that will have you in stitches of laughter.
1. Where did he go?

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Ohmergawd so much truth. @therealramblinma is funny af and worth a follow. Check her out and #happy #sunday babes!

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2. They ALL have this

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Happy Thanksgiving (Follow my pal @bottlerocket13)

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Run and hide moment. . . #parenting #parenthood #kids #children #momtruth #momboss #momlifebelike #momlifestyle #motherhood #parentlife #thatmomlife #raisingkids #parent #parentingishard #momlifeisthebestlife #mom #motherhoodunplugged #wifelife #tiredasamother #dailymotherhood #wivesbelike #wife #wifelife #ilovemykids #momminainteasy #mindset #momgoals #momlife #frustrated #icanteven #icantevendeal

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4. NO!

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???? #toddlersbelike

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5. Come back here!

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The struggle #lifewithatoddler #run #whatsinyourmouth #donteatthat #yuck #becausekids #parentinginanutshell #whydoyoudothis #19months #parentsbelike #toddlersbelike #stoprunning

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6. You get it, Mummy

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OMG, why is this sooo true in my life!!!???????????? – – For his naughty things his all good, not scared or lazy of anything ???????? but when he’s sitting on his chair relax playing on his LEGO table & he drops his crayons ???? or any small toy; he starts whining, not talking asking for help, but whining & pointing at whatever he dropped to be pick up ???? & guess who comes to the rescue with her hands with dish soap ???? ????????‍♀️????????‍♀️ ‘cause of course this happens when I’m doing the dishes ????????‍♀️ …lmao. – – Happy Wednesday to all of you mommas! & keep warm!! ????????????..& if you’re in a warm weather already, I hate you already ???????????? jk… just enjoy it for me plsssssss!!! ???????????? – – #momlife #momproblems #toddlerlife #toddlerhood #toddlerproblems #toddleradventures #toddlerfun #momofatodflee #toddlermom #terribletwos #terriblethrees #toddlersofig #mommoments #busymom #tiredmom #toddlerfun #personalblog #toddlersbelike #toddlers #tantrums #toddlertantrums #motherhood #mommyhood #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughinstagram #momstruggles #momsohard #momssupportingmoms #supermom #momblog #momblogger ??

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7. Ain’t that the truth

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#toddlersbelike #toddlerlife #toddlers #momsofinstagram #mothersofinstagram #parentingmemes #momblogger #momlife #momlifebelike #moms #motherhood #parenthood_moments #motherhoodunplugged #motherhoodthroughinstagram #toofunny #funnymemes #blessedpsychmomma

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8. Every Single Time

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At least they are having fun i guess ????‍♀️ #kidsofinstagram #kidsbelike #kidsmemes #funnykid #funnykids #kidlife #toddlers #toddlerlife #toddlersbelike #momhood #momstruggles #kidsaretheworst #mommemes

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9. Future Olympian

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Okay sweetie, I just need 30 seconds to crack some eggs and pick up cat poop so I’m just gonna set you down real qui— no? Okay, yeah, no, doing all that with a 28 lb kettle bell is good, too. My back feels good. I’m good. . . . . . #freakishlystrong #freakishlystrongtoddler #crazystrong #realmother #motherhoodthroughig #igmotherhood #secretbooger #justlikeatvmom #rawmotherhood #momlife #dadlife #parentlife #parentsofig #toddlersofinsta #toddlersbelike #toddlerlife #toddlermom #toddlermomlife #funnymommeme #funnymemes #tvwritermom #tvwritersofig #tvwritersofinstagram

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10. What should I break first?

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#toddlers #toddlerlife #toddlersbelike #toddler #momsofinstagram #parentingmemes #momblogger #mothersofinstagram #motherhood #motherhoodunplugged #moms #mom #momlifebelike #momlife #momlifeisthebestlife #blessedpsychmomma

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18 Comments

- - meedee said
  - 17 Jan 2023
    7:26 am
I love the “I cant reach it” one

- - mom111059 said
  - 16 Jan 2019
    11:26 pm
Yes, expect the unexpected when it comes to kids.

- - rachel1970 said
  - 11 Jan 2019
    9:30 am
Haha, oh yes, the joys of parenthood.

- - tessie said
  - 10 Jan 2019
    3:18 pm
These are so good. Great time for a good old laugh. Thank you

- - ella12 said
  - 09 Jan 2019
    9:57 am
There are some good ones there.

- - Ellen said
  - 09 Jan 2019
    9:27 am
Lol, so true !

- - mom101628 said
  - 08 Jan 2019
    9:36 pm
Remember these happening.

- - nealsq said
  - 31 Dec 2018
    5:03 pm
Oh my gosh these are absolutely true!!

- - Cookfromscratchmum said
  - 29 Dec 2018
    9:12 am
NUmber 8 is so true I can relate to one so funny

- - becstalou said
  - 22 Dec 2018
    8:03 pm
The tired one is so accurate.

- - mom340820 said
  - 21 Dec 2018
    9:09 am
Sooo funny! Toddlers are hilarious
- Mum2archer replied
  
  07 Jan 2019 , 10:46 pm
  They really are! The things they come out with lol!!
- - mom206279 said
  - 19 Dec 2018
    10:21 am
Ha. Yep. Thats about right.

- - littlehandsofmine said
  - 19 Dec 2018
    9:57 am
This is what I have to look forward to….

- - Ellen said
  - 19 Dec 2018
    7:58 am
Lol yeah, never a dull moment with toddlers !

- - Blossom said
  - 18 Dec 2018
    10:23 pm
I know of a tall toddler who used a method similar to that to reach the cupboard above the large fridge. She pushed the table against the fridge, lifted and pushed a chair on the top of it, moved another chair next to the table and climbed onto the chair on top of the table then reached and just managed to open the cupboard door. The gap you put your fingers in to open the door is at bottom of the door. She reached up and got the bottle of baby panadol. She liked the orange flavour. Living out in the bush you can ‘t just drive down the street to a Dr. This is when RFDS is so good. She spoke to a nurse there and was given instructions to follow for preliminary treatment. Fortunately the instructions were successful so the RFDS didn’t have to fly out there after doing an emergency flight it was already on.

- - BellaB said
  - 18 Dec 2018
    10:14 pm
I like number three… So true…

- - Mum2archer said
  - 18 Dec 2018
    9:59 pm
Hahaha these are brilliant – I especially like the one with the poop in the pants. Toddlers are so funny, it’s a great age