April 12, 2018


If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!  We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold… and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour of the moment, she answered her date’s concerns about’ what is taking so long’ with a reply that indeed, she was ‘freezing her butt off’ and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be ‘pants down. ‘And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno’s comment…’This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.’

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

  • I’m pretty sure that is an apocryphal story – I’ve heard several people tell it.


  • oh dear that is hilarious and gross hahaha


  • What a laugh. And brilliant to see they stayed together and ended up married


  • How embarrassing! Did other people in the audience know the couple were there? Just as well the now husband is a quick thinker or she might have had frostbite too. ouch!!


  • OMG definitey the worst date ever! Lovely how they are still together and married!


  • Oh gosh


  • I thought I had heard some funny stories and some suspect ones, but this one has to be the best. Her husband must have felt extremely embarrassed too. I bet she never drank too much coffee again. They were lucky no tourists came past and either slowed down or stopped.


  • Well, it can’t have been that bad of a first date, they got married and are still going strong. I found it more humourous then embarrassing. Maybe even a bit painful. Ouch!


  • That’s gold!


  • omg thats magic…..what a story to tell…haha
    Thats such a brilliant start to a relationship. The fact that they could both laugh and see the funny side to the situation.


  • Oh my!!! That’s so funny!! I wonder if they had a second date after that!!! :-)


  • That was an interesting article! Thanks for sharing!


  • love this story. :)


  • Omg that is hilarious! Poor couple, but what a story to tell the kids!


  • That is “piss funny”

    Pun pun pun pun pun pun pun!!!


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