Australia's First Cheese Train Opens (It's Like Sushi Train - But Cheese!!)

If you’re lactose intolerant, look away now. Australia’s first (and only) cheese train has opened its doors and we’re ready to slip into a cheesy food coma.

Splatter’s Cheese Bar in Geelong boasts a 20 metre conveyor belt laden with Australia’s best cheese. It’s just like sushi train, only … cheesy.

Splatters

Cheese Train

Splatters started life as a food truck, but the pandemic forced the business to, yep, pivot – and cheese platters became a mainstay during lockdowns. They sold like hotcakes, before Splatters branched out into an online store. The food truck is now back doing the festival and market circuit, as well weddings and events.

And now the business has expanded again, opening Splatter’s Cheese Bar – with its signature Cheese Train. The cheeses are Australian, the wines are local and you pay by the plate – between $5 and $14. Save us a seat!

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35 Comments

- - mom486197 said
  - 08 Oct 2024
    7:52 pm
OMG i love cheese. I wish this was coming to Perth as i would be the first to line up at the front door. I absolutely love cheese and would eat it with every meal if i could. I love all varieties and this place would be an absolute dream come true to do to.

- - meedee said
  - 13 Aug 2024
    11:31 am
Wonder if this is still going. I love cheese but wouldnt be happy with the price of this

- - Zmijka86 said
  - 28 Apr 2022
    9:16 pm
Great idea but wow wow that price 5-14 …so expensive

- - mom466557 said
  - 07 Apr 2022
    12:25 pm
What a great idea! Cheese is becoming quite a popular thing. Great way to try different cheeses

- - rovermum said
  - 21 Mar 2022
    12:24 pm
Wowza! Now this is an idea I know a few people will love.

- - tessie said
  - 15 Mar 2022
    3:48 pm
I love this idea but I’ll just keep on dreaming.

- - Lividanke said
  - 15 Mar 2022
    2:20 pm
This sounds interesting. I might have to suggest to my hubby that we stop in for a visit the next time we’re in Geelong.
I like the whole idea actually, thinking outside the box!

- - sharna_booth_weinrowski said
  - 15 Mar 2022
    9:09 am
I love this place! You must go!

- - mom4413 said
  - 15 Mar 2022
    7:48 am
Bit too much cheese for me. But my cousin who Loves cheese so much would love this place. Might get him a voucher for his birthday.

- - mom460227 said
  - 14 Mar 2022
    11:30 pm
Yesss I need to go here

- - Lovesthecuddles said
  - 14 Mar 2022
    2:41 pm
This sounds like a great date night.

- - yahoo_lou said
  - 14 Mar 2022
    12:02 am
Sign me up!! This sounds amazing!! … my only concern is how much cheese do I get for my $14?

- - Mumoftwo said
  - 13 Mar 2022
    11:48 pm
I love cheese but $5 – $14 a plate is a bit much for just cheese,

- - mom160270 said
  - 12 Mar 2022
    11:56 pm
I love cheese, but I don’t know about the cost.

- - Forgetful Mumma said
  - 12 Mar 2022
    10:31 pm
I know plenty of people in Perth that’d love this!
Not sure about paying $14 for a plate of cheese, unless it’s piled high.

- - BellaB said
  - 12 Mar 2022
    7:08 pm
This is an interesting idea, but I don’t know that it’s got longevity.

- - sars_angelchik said
  - 12 Mar 2022
    12:53 pm
How cool!

- - Ellen said
  - 12 Mar 2022
    5:18 am
Love the concept, but nothing new… it’s done in the Netherlands for many years.
I prefer cheese above sushi or cake and your portion can be as big or as small as you like ☺️

- - mom480417 said
  - 12 Mar 2022
    12:58 am
I would love to indulge in this cheese therapy provided they have vegetarian cheeses. Great concept.

- - ~Loui~ said
  - 11 Mar 2022
    10:51 pm
I wonder how big the serves are and if they all come with vegetables ie; celery, carrot sticks, etc. Something to balance out all of that cheese.